I once knew an idiotic server support guy who "tested" the AV with real malware. Moron.
On 16 February 2012 14:38, Maglinger, Paul <[email protected]> wrote: > Of course he was just “testing” to see if you could really monitor that > type of usage. Something had to show up in the report to prove it was > working, right? ;-)**** > > ** ** > > ** ** > > *From:* Graeme Carstairs [mailto:[email protected]] > *Sent:* Thursday, February 16, 2012 8:26 AM > > *To:* NT System Admin Issues > *Subject:* Re: Early Friday Funnny**** > > ** ** > > At a previous company,**** > > ** ** > > We were invited in by the FD to install web monitoring, to see who was > misusing the company internet, wasting time, that sort of thing.**** > > ** ** > > What did we find on analasys, **** > > ** ** > > the only recurring and actionable misuse was someone on the FD's computer, > using the Fd's login name and password, on the nights the FD worked light > cos his wife had a bridge night, searching through the local working girls > review site, and several message posted about hooing up later that evening. > **** > > ** ** > > needless to say, we were paid and were never invited back to do any work > for that company.**** > > ** ** > > :)**** > > ** ** > > ** ** > > On 16 February 2012 13:48, Guyer, Donald <[email protected]> wrote:**** > > Yeah, nothing happened in my case, that I know of. > > Either way, neither myself or my boss could look at him the same way again. > > To make it worse, he was high maintenance and always coming in with that > laptop. > > I cringed every time I had to touch it. > > Regards, > > Don Guyer > Directory and Messaging Services > Catholic Health East, ITSS > > -----Original Message----- > From: Rankin, James R [mailto:[email protected]] > Sent: Wednesday, February 15, 2012 5:26 PM > To: NT System Admin Issues > Subject: Re: Early Friday Funnny > > Our IronPort highlighted someone rather senior organising an affair in > graphic fashion. I reported my findings, but nothing ever seemed to come of > it. Probably filed away for political ammo. > > Sent from my SR-71 Blackbird > > -----Original Message----- > From: Kurt Buff <[email protected]> > Date: Wed, 15 Feb 2012 14:21:11 > To: NT System Admin Issues<[email protected]> > Reply-To: "NT System Admin Issues" > <[email protected]>Subject: > Re: Early Friday Funnny > > I'll bet that got your heart going pitty-pat (the reporting, not the pr0n). > > It'd make me nervous, too, but I'd do it for sure. > > Kurt > > On Wed, Feb 15, 2012 at 12:53, Guyer, Donald <[email protected]> wrote: > > At a previous gig, I had to report Pr0n on a Board Members > > company-owned laptop. > > > > > > > > Regards, > > > > > > > > Don Guyer > > > > Directory and Messaging Services > > Catholic Health East, ITSS > > > > > > > > From: Roger Wright [mailto:[email protected]] > > Sent: Wednesday, February 15, 2012 1:29 PM > > To: NT System Admin Issues > > Subject: OT: Early Friday Funnny > > > > > > > > http://preview.tinyurl.com/6q577bu > > > > > > Roger Wright > > ___ > > > > "See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?" - > > Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ > > <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ > > > > --- > > To manage subscriptions click here: > > http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ > > or send an email to [email protected] > > with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin > > > > Confidentiality Notice: > > This e-mail, including any attachments is the property of Catholic > > Health East and is intended for the sole use of the intended > > recipient(s). > > It may contain information that is privileged and confidential. 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