Pedant. New ipad OK? :-) ---Blackberried -----Original Message----- From: Jonathan Link <[email protected]> Date: Sat, 10 Mar 2012 17:37:22 To: NT System Admin Issues<[email protected]> Reply-To: "NT System Admin Issues" <[email protected]>Subject: Re: Fw: Required Active Directory Administrator/6+months Contract/Lake Success,NY
There is no iPad 3. On Saturday, March 10, 2012, James Rankin <[email protected]> wrote: > Naturally, I bet you are testing like hell on that iPad 3 :-) > > On 10 March 2012 11:39, Webster <[email protected]> wrote: >> >> Not "wants", the word is "requires". And they are not "toys", they are "business tools" that help us keep up with the latest Citrix technologies. >> >> Carl Webster >> >> Consultant and Citrix Technology Professional >> >> http://www.CarlWebster.com >> >> From: Steven Peck <[email protected]> >> Reply-To: NT Issues <[email protected]> >> Date: Sat, 10 Mar 2012 03:29:32 -0800 >> To: NT Issues <[email protected]> >> Subject: Re: Required Active Directory Administrator/6+months Contract/Lake Success,NY >> >> High demand or high maintenance? I hear your boss wants the latest in hardware toys! >> >> On Fri, Mar 9, 2012 at 5:19 PM, Webster <[email protected]> wrote: >>> >>> Ummmm, but I'm in high demand also????? :) >>> >>> >>> Carl Webster >>> Consultant and Citrix Technology Professional >>> http://www.CarlWebster.com <http://www.carlwebster.com/> >>> >>> >>> On 3/9/12 7:03 PM, "Ben Scott" <[email protected]> wrote: >>> >>> >On Fri, Mar 9, 2012 at 5:01 PM, Michael B. Smith <[email protected] > >>> >wrote: >>> >> As far as I can tell, nothing ever slowed down... 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