Mr. Jim. UR joke not being found much funny and it has a most annoyingness length to it's longness. Plez be not including in postings. Am I wondering about perhaps UR signatue compensating for U much lacking shortness elsewhere? Minds of inquiry are wanting to know. Thankz for no long sig.
UR Friend, Amit On Wed, Mar 14, 2012 at 10:40 AM, James Rankin <[email protected]>wrote: > It's just a joke I stick in there. I wasn't aware it was affecting list > performance. Is my signature the reason Lyris is so slow? Didn't think so. > > Most signatures are long and useless - my signature just parodies this. If > it causes you offence, I'll remove it. My deepest apologies. > > > On 14 March 2012 13:49, Cynicalgeek <[email protected]> wrote: > >> #1 I read nothing in the EULA about having to use my real first and last >> name. >> >> #2 I shouldn't have said that the LISTSERV should munge the long >> signature, I should have said that list owners should gently ask users not >> to use signatures that are incredibly long and useless. >> >> #3 I'm trying to make constructive suggestions that would help the >> community of this list...solutions that would cost members of the list >> NOTHING and improve the service of the list. >> >> >> On Wed, Mar 14, 2012 at 2:05 AM, Don Ely <[email protected]> wrote: >> >>> 1 demerit for you sir! >>> >>> >>> On Tue, Mar 13, 2012 at 11:02 PM, Jon Harris <[email protected]>wrote: >>> >>>> Now someone is either dreaming or you have had way too many beers >>>> tonight sir. >>>> >>>> Jon >>>> >>>> On Wed, Mar 14, 2012 at 1:39 AM, Don Ely <[email protected]> wrote: >>>> >>>>> And while were at it, posts will only accepted by the listserv >>>>> provided they contain the appropriate amount of research has been >>>>> completed >>>>> with references included! >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> On Tue, Mar 13, 2012 at 9:55 PM, Gary Slinger >>>>> <[email protected]>wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> Equally, if it purged everyone that doesn't post with a cleartext >>>>>> real-world name, that would be a good thing also. >>>>>> >>>>>> ------Original Message------ >>>>>> From: [email protected] >>>>>> To: NT System Admin Issues >>>>>> ReplyTo: NT System Admin Issues >>>>>> Subject: Re: list delays >>>>>> Sent: Mar 13, 2012 23:28 >>>>>> >>>>>> Personally I think if the LISTSERV would munge James Rankins' email >>>>>> signature on demand we would all be better off. ;) >>>>>> >>>>>> Sent from my iPhone >>>>>> >>>>>> On Mar 13, 2012, at 9:37 PM, Bill Humphries <[email protected]> >>>>>> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>> > wow. 4 hour delays on postings. really, this should be fixed or >>>>>> ditch lyris. >>>>>> > >>>>>> > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ >>>>>> > ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ >>>>>> > >>>>>> > --- >>>>>> > To manage subscriptions click here: >>>>>> http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ >>>>>> > or send an email to [email protected] >>>>>> > with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin >>>>>> >>>>>> ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ >>>>>> ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ >>>>>> >>>>>> --- >>>>>> To manage subscriptions click here: >>>>>> http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ >>>>>> or send an email to [email protected] >>>>>> with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ >>>>>> ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ >>>>>> >>>>>> --- >>>>>> To manage subscriptions click here: >>>>>> http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ >>>>>> or send an email to [email protected] >>>>>> with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ >>>>> ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ >>>>> >>>>> --- >>>>> To manage subscriptions click here: >>>>> http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ >>>>> or send an email to [email protected] >>>>> with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin >>>>> >>>> >>>> ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ >>>> ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ >>>> >>>> --- >>>> To manage subscriptions click here: >>>> http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ >>>> or send an email to [email protected] >>>> with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin >>>> >>> >>> ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ >>> ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ >>> >>> --- >>> To manage subscriptions click here: >>> http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ >>> or send an email to [email protected] >>> with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin >>> >> >> >> >> -- >> -cynicalgeek- >> cynicalgeek<at>gmail.com >> -- >> >> ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ >> ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ >> >> --- >> To manage subscriptions click here: >> http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ >> or send an email to [email protected] >> with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin >> > > > > -- > "On two occasions...I have been asked, 'Pray, Mr Babbage, if you put into > the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' 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