</lurk> Dude let it go. Stop poking it with a stick. --steve <lurk>
Sent with BlackBerry -----Original Message----- From: [email protected] Date: Wed, 14 Mar 2012 19:09:52 To: NT System Admin Issues<[email protected]> Reply-To: "NT System Admin Issues" <[email protected]> Subject: Re: list delays And I'm the one that's called a tool? I probably made money for you James. Sent from my iPhone On Mar 14, 2012, at 5:37 PM, James Rankin <[email protected]> wrote: > > > On 14 March 2012 19:48, Steven M. Caesare <[email protected]> wrote: > Amit’s better looking too. > > Ok, couldn't resist a signature update with all this talk about it. I need to > remember to remove it when I email important clients though, I sent one to a > guy at AppSense the other day with it on and luckily he thought it was > hilarious. > > Apologies to all who may not like it, can I send you a GMail invite? > > JR > > -- > http://appsensebigot.blogspot.com > > IMPORTANT INFORMATION/DISCLAIMER > > I certainly don't have time to monitor the content of e-mail sent and > received via this account for the purposes of ensuring compliance with > anyone's policies and procedures. I am pretty sure that somewhere in UK > legislation there is some politically-correct drivel that stipulates I must > never send or store e-mails or attachments that are obscene, indecent, > sexist, racist, defamatory, abusive, in breach of copyright, encrypted, > amusing, overly long, slightly opinionated, anonymous, likely to harm animals > or hurt the feelings of an as-yet-unspecified or as-yet-nonexistent minority > (such as extraterrestrial eggplants). Emails of this nature sent in or out of > this account may be intercepted and stopped by the system, but it's a long > shot. This being the UK, even if I was prosecuted for breach of said email > guidelines, I'd probably walk with a suspended sentence anyway, but if I'd > forgotten to pay my car insurance, I'd most certainly be hung, drawn and > quartered. > > I am not responsible for any changes made to the message after it has been > sent, in more or less the same way that cyclozine manufacturers aren't > responsible for drug addicts mixing it with methadone and overdosing, so I'm > glad I cleared the confusion up there nice and early. Where opinions are > expressed, they are not necessarily mine. However, I don't make a habit of > expressing other people's opinions for them, so you shouldn't take that > statement as an indication that I am in the business of providing an > opinion-expressing service. In the event that I did, this discourse would > provide no guarantee that I would do it anyway, but I don't, so I won't. > > This e-mail and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended > solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If > you are not the intended addressee, or the person responsible for delivering > it to them, aside from the fact that you've clearly got some level of > unauthorised access to their account or are at least engaged in some sort of > fraud, I'm obliged to tell you that may not copy, forward disclose or > otherwise use it or any part of it in any way. To do so may be unlawful, and > as you're already breaking the law, I am sure that bombshell makes you quake > in your boots and turn yourself over to law enforcement immediately. If you > receive this e-mail by mistake, please advise the sender immediately. That > would be me, and as I am clearly prone to sending emails to completely the > wrong person, I should instantly be stripped of my status as a technical > consultant and sent to do something more becoming of my stupidity, such as > appearing on Big Brother, the X Factor or "insert country name here"'s Got > Talent. > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ > ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ > > --- > To manage subscriptions click here: > http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ > or send an email to [email protected] > with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to [email protected] with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to [email protected] with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin
