Little Bobby Tables: http://xkcd.com/327/
On Tue, Jul 10, 2012 at 12:51 PM, Crawford, Scott <[email protected]> wrote: > http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/06/08/children-warned-name-of-first-pet-should-contain-8-characters-and-a-digit/ > > Popular pet names Rover, Cheryl and Kate could be a thing of the past. Banks > are now advising parents to think carefully before naming their child’s > first pet. For security reasons, the chosen name should have at least eight > characters, a capital letter and a digit. It should not be the same as the > name of any previous pet, and must never be written down, especially on a > collar as that is the first place anyone would look. Ideally, children > should consider changing the name of their pet every 12 weeks. > > Expectant mothers have also been advised to choose carefully where they give > birth. Anywhere that has a place name is best avoided. These are listed on > maps, which are freely available on the Internet. > > It’s a good idea too, security experts have warned, for children not to get > friendly with certain teachers. For instance, Miss Smith may be enriching > your son’s education but he should try and see if he can’t make a favourite > of Father O’Grinnighan-Scythe II, even though it may mean a lot of staying > late. > > We tried to call Barclays’ security expert R0b Ste!nway for a comment, but > he was not available for 24 hours, having answered his phone incorrectly > three times in succession > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ > ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ > > --- > To manage subscriptions click here: > http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ > or send an email to [email protected] > with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to [email protected] with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin
