On Sat, Mar 23, 2013 at 1:03 AM, Kurt Buff <[email protected]> wrote:
> This day, 1995, Intel dropped the big one...
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMvS1Q1sos
Let's see... Pentium jokes... right...
"PENTIUM = Parts Exist Now Though Invariably Undergo Meltdown"
After the FDIV bug:
"Q: What do you call that 'Intel Inside' sticker?
A: A warning label."
"Intel, where Quality is job number 0.9993724168!"
"Did you hear about the new 'morning after' contraceptive from
Intel? It's called RU-586. It causes the embryo to not divide
correctly."
And finally, the Pentium theme song (to the tune of "Daisy Bell"):
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do.
Getting hazy, can't divide three into two.
My answers, I cannot see 'em;
They are stuck in my Pentium.
I could be fleet,
My answers sweet,
With a workable FPU!
(All seen around the 'nets (there was more than one, back then) at the
time, always unattributed.)
-- Ben
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