I googled for it.. Don't remember the site... I reposted my copy to http://www.ericwoodford.com/files/Eject%20Remote%20CD.zip
On Feb 6, 2008 12:23 PM, Andy Shook <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Where did you get ejected.exe? > > > > Andy > ------------------------------ > > *From:* Eric Woodford [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > *Sent:* Wednesday, February 06, 2008 11:46 AM > *To:* NT System Admin Issues > *Subject:* Re: Computer Haikus > > > > > I use this to pop out the cd drive on servers to locate them in the rack > (when not labeled correctly). Could be used for fun on an unsuspecting > co-worker... > > > psexec \\hisPC -c "\\server\c$\ejectcd.exe" > > On Feb 5, 2008 9:10 PM, <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > R U serious? He has always been a lit nut writing novels and stories, I > just figured this was one of his writings. He didn't actually said he wrote > it, but it sure sounded that way. If this was his idea of a practical joke, > I think his network is gonna laugh at him tomorrow morning. > > > > Okay anyone who has great scripts or practical jokes I can pull off on his > computer, fully AD so I can do just about anything to it. He is going down… > Oh going down hard… > > > > And I put his name at the bottom, so no he is not imaginary, and I am > about the most non literary person out there so I will never be introducing > stories, poems or other artsy things that don't score points with my > wife…and this group will never reach her of that I am sure. > > I can see the comments from Shook tomorrow..I think I am just going to go > bury myself, it will be less painful. > > > > *From:* Ken Schaefer [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > *Sent:* Tuesday, February 05, 2008 11:46 PM > > > *To:* NT System Admin Issues > > *Subject:* RE: Computer Haikus > > > > > > Um – this has been going around the 'net for, what, 10 years. Did you > friend write it 10 years ago? Or is claiming credit for something he hasn't > done? Or did you just make up the friend so as to have some introduction to > the haiku? :-) > > > > Cheers > > Ken > > > > *From:* [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > *Sent:* Wednesday, 6 February 2008 3:42 PM > *To:* NT System Admin Issues > *Cc:* [EMAIL PROTECTED] > *Subject:* OT: Computer Haikus > > > > > > A friend of mine wrote this and he wanted the opinions of "Computer dudes > and dudettes" > > I promised him I would post it, I find it quite good. > > > > Your file was so big. > It might be very useful > But now it is gone. > > The web site you seek > Cannot be located but > Countless more exist. > > Chaos reigns within. > Reflect, repent and reboot. > Order shall return. > > Windows XP crashed. > I am the Blue Screen of Death. > No one hears your screams. > > Program aborting: > Close all that you have worked on. > You ask far too much. > > First snow, then silence. > The thousand-dollar screen dies > So beautifully. > > Stay the patient course. > Of little worth is your ire. > The network is down. > > A crash reduces > Your expensive computer > To a simple stone. > > Three things are certain: > Death, taxes and lost data. > Guess which has occurred. > > You step in the stream > But the water has moved on. > This page is not here. > > Out of memory. > We wish to hold the whole sky > But we never will. > > Having been erased, > The document you're seeking > Must now be retyped. > > Serious error. > All shortcuts have disappeared. > Screen. Mind. Both are blank. > > > > Grant W. Coleman > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm> ~
