#1 also needs a reference to #3! It can also mean they're admitting to being wrong, but that really does the man no good at all (again, see #3). -------------------------------------- Richard McClary, Systems Administrator ASPCA Knowledge Management 1717 S Philo Rd, Ste 36, Urbana, IL 61802 217-337-9761 http://www.aspca.org
"Angus Scott-Fleming" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote on 03/28/2008 10:02:10 AM: > 'Nine Words Women Use' (seen online this morning) > > (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they > are right and > you need to shut up. > > (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five > minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to > watch the game before helping around the house. > > (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you > should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. > > (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don 't Do It! > > (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often > misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot > and wonders > why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you aboutnothing. > (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) > > (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a > woman can make > to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding > how and when you will pay for your mistake. > > (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just > say you're > welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says > 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO > NOT say, 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever'). > > (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying [EMAIL PROTECTED] YOU! > > (9) Don't worry about it: I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this > is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but isnow doing > it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the > woman's response refer to # 3. > > -- > Angus Scott-Fleming > GeoApps, Tucson, Arizona > 1-520-290-5038 > +-----------------------------------+ > > > > > ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja! ~ > ~ <http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm> ~ ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm> ~
