slams=body parts On Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 2:54 PM, Walker, Clay <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> don't forget: > > 24 to post slams against shook... > > ------------------------------ > *From:* Sherry Abercrombie [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > *Sent:* Monday, July 14, 2008 7:58 AM > *To:* NT System Admin Issues > *Subject:* OT Monday Humor: How Many Forum Members Does It Take To Change > A Light Bulb? > > 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been > changed > 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light > bulb could have been changed differently > 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs > 1 to move it to the Lighting section > 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section > 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs > 5 to flame the spell checkers > 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames > 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to > condemn those 6 as stupid > 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" > 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" > is perfectly correct > 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this > discussion to a lightbulb forum > 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs > and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum > 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy > the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique > and what brands are faulty > 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs > 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the > corrected URL's > 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this > group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group > 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all > headers and signatures, and add "Me too" > 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot > handle the light bulb controversy > 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" > 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about > light bulbs" > 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start > it all over again. > > -- > Sherry Abercrombie > > "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." > Arthur C. Clarke > > > ~ Upgrade to Next Generation Antispam/Antivirus with Ninja! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbelt-software.com/SunbeltMessagingNinja.cfm> ~
