Trick question - there was no music in the '80s! -------------------------------------- Richard McClary, Grouchy Old Man ASPCA Knowledge Management 1717 S Philo Rd, Ste 36, Urbana, IL 61802 217-337-9761 http://www.aspca.org
"Sherry Abercrombie" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote on 08/29/2008 07:47:59 AM: > Ok, so lets have a little fun here on the last Friday in August. > There are at least 45 songs mentioned in this story, most from the > 80's. The rules: > > 1. Name the song title > 2. Name the artist > 3. No cheating. Do this from memory. Don't Google or use any > other internet resource for your answers. > 4. Have fun!! > > I'll post the answers when it looks like all guessing is done. > > Disclaimer: I didn't write this, it is from a gaming forum that I'm > a member of, but I was the winner because I managed to find all the songs. > > The window lickers went on strike yesterday. I was too sexy for > their shirts...too sexy for my shirt...but not too sexy for my Kia. > And they didn't like that I wore my sunglasses at night while > driving my Little Red Corvette. So they jammed to Panama and told > me they were coming back to get me. One window licker pulled his > tongue off of the windshield and screamed, "If I had a photograph of > you...there would be something to remind me..." So, with a Rebel > Yell I hollered back, "I want more, more, more! And I will shake you > all night long!" So I jammed in my fast machine that I keep the > motor clean, and it looks like I will be dancing with myself for > awhile. This situation is spinning right 'round...like a record > baby...'round, 'round. You don't mess with a missionary man! I > know, I know. I hear you dudes - I need to relax and don't do it, > but what if I want to go through it? > > The shortbusians need to know that I am the king of rock, there is > none higher, and all their MC's will call me sire...and that to rock > my kingdom they must use fire, cause I won't stop rock'in 'til I > retire! Until then, they can listen to me on the Mexican Radio as > they drive to Panama, and listen in stereo. Besides, they all wear > pink and live in pink houses. I know they look pretty in pink, and > I tell them all of the time "dudes, what I like about you, is that > you are the sultans of swing. But I wear my sunglasses at night > because you freaks are blinding me with science." > > Chief window licker stopped the car and pulled out a sledgehammer, > she is a goody two shoes, but had a look in her eyes that creeped me > out. I think she was thinking about burning down the house. She > came at me with pure energy, while turning Japanese. One dude turned > up the radio, and chief let out a war cry. She howled, "We're not > gonna take! No! We ain't gonna take it anymore!" She was coming so > fast at me I thought, "If she hits me, it will cut like a knife, and > I wouldn't have the reflex to take these broken wings (I fell > earlier in the day on my arms), and bang a gong and get it on." But > I did notice that she was a pretty woman, and I thought, "She's got > legs..." And as fast as she was running at me with her > sledgehammer, I also thought, "And she knows how to use them..." > > In conclusion, I grabbed the little mite, unleashed some TNT on her, > and said, "I will rock you like a hurricane dude! I would walk 500 > miles on your forehead and toss you under the last train to > Clarksville! You are now loosing your religion and there ain't no > sunshine when she's gone, there ain't no mountain high enough for > you to be safe! Ya dig, der kommisar?" > > So they turned and went their way, and I my way. we crossed a > bridge over troubled waters and will get back to normal soon. Man, > everybody wants to rule the world, they want to be their own > personal Jesus. We took one last look at each other I, as I smiled > at her, I said, "Hey chief, good girls don't...got it." I think her > name is Roxanne. > > > -- > Sherry Abercrombie > > "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." > Arthur C. Clarke > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~
