Techno = 90's, no? On Fri, Aug 29, 2008 at 9:20 AM, John Cook <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Techno ruled! > John W. Cook > Systems Administrator > Partnership For Strong Families > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: NT System Admin Issues <[email protected]> > Sent: Fri Aug 29 09:05:31 2008 > Subject: Re: OT: Friday Fun - 80's Music Quiz > > Trick question - there was no music in the '80s! > -------------------------------------- > Richard McClary, Grouchy Old Man > ASPCA Knowledge Management > 1717 S Philo Rd, Ste 36, Urbana, IL 61802 > 217-337-9761 > http://www.aspca.org > > > "Sherry Abercrombie" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote on 08/29/2008 07:47:59 AM: > >> Ok, so lets have a little fun here on the last Friday in August. >> There are at least 45 songs mentioned in this story, most from the >> 80's. The rules: >> >> 1. Name the song title >> 2. Name the artist >> 3. No cheating. Do this from memory. Don't Google or use any >> other internet resource for your answers. >> 4. Have fun!! >> >> I'll post the answers when it looks like all guessing is done. >> >> Disclaimer: I didn't write this, it is from a gaming forum that I'm >> a member of, but I was the winner because I managed to find all the > songs. >> > >> The window lickers went on strike yesterday. I was too sexy for >> their shirts...too sexy for my shirt...but not too sexy for my Kia. >> And they didn't like that I wore my sunglasses at night while >> driving my Little Red Corvette. So they jammed to Panama and told >> me they were coming back to get me. One window licker pulled his >> tongue off of the windshield and screamed, "If I had a photograph of >> you...there would be something to remind me..." So, with a Rebel >> Yell I hollered back, "I want more, more, more! And I will shake you >> all night long!" So I jammed in my fast machine that I keep the >> motor clean, and it looks like I will be dancing with myself for >> awhile. This situation is spinning right 'round...like a record >> baby...'round, 'round. You don't mess with a missionary man! I >> know, I know. I hear you dudes - I need to relax and don't do it, >> but what if I want to go through it? >> >> The shortbusians need to know that I am the king of rock, there is >> none higher, and all their MC's will call me sire...and that to rock >> my kingdom they must use fire, cause I won't stop rock'in 'til I >> retire! Until then, they can listen to me on the Mexican Radio as >> they drive to Panama, and listen in stereo. Besides, they all wear >> pink and live in pink houses. I know they look pretty in pink, and >> I tell them all of the time "dudes, what I like about you, is that >> you are the sultans of swing. But I wear my sunglasses at night >> because you freaks are blinding me with science." >> >> Chief window licker stopped the car and pulled out a sledgehammer, >> she is a goody two shoes, but had a look in her eyes that creeped me >> out. I think she was thinking about burning down the house. She >> came at me with pure energy, while turning Japanese. One dude turned >> up the radio, and chief let out a war cry. She howled, "We're not >> gonna take! No! We ain't gonna take it anymore!" She was coming so >> fast at me I thought, "If she hits me, it will cut like a knife, and >> I wouldn't have the reflex to take these broken wings (I fell >> earlier in the day on my arms), and bang a gong and get it on." But >> I did notice that she was a pretty woman, and I thought, "She's got >> legs..." And as fast as she was running at me with her >> sledgehammer, I also thought, "And she knows how to use them..." >> >> In conclusion, I grabbed the little mite, unleashed some TNT on her, >> and said, "I will rock you like a hurricane dude! I would walk 500 >> miles on your forehead and toss you under the last train to >> Clarksville! You are now loosing your religion and there ain't no >> sunshine when she's gone, there ain't no mountain high enough for >> you to be safe! Ya dig, der kommisar?" >> >> So they turned and went their way, and I my way. we crossed a >> bridge over troubled waters and will get back to normal soon. Man, >> everybody wants to rule the world, they want to be their own >> personal Jesus. We took one last look at each other I, as I smiled >> at her, I said, "Hey chief, good girls don't...got it." I think her >> name is Roxanne. >> >> >> -- >> Sherry Abercrombie >> >> "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." >> Arthur C. 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