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Operate backhoe = can lift 60lbs (Servers, workstations, etc.) Dump truck= Can dump old IT equipment in dumpster Street sweeper= can sweep datacenter floor and clean cubicles Minor electrical maintenance= Can underestimate power needs and PDU's like IT personnel. Carpentry and road repair= rearrange cubicles and remodel bosses office. Maintain chlorine dosage= maintain bosses Prosac dosage. _____ From: David Lum [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Wednesday, September 30, 2009 3:09 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Job resume fun We have an opening for a Service Desk Professional / IT support position. This is on a resume we received: "Operate backhoe, dump truck, street sweeper and snowplow. Various maintenance and cleaning duties, minor electrical maintenance, light carpentry, road repair. Grounds keeping around city including mowing, weed eating, tree trimming, signage and flagging" And "Maintain account security for customers. Take payments over the telephone" Plus "Monitor and maintain chlorine dosage" All on the same resume. Dude you're overqualified.. David Lum // SYSTEMS ENGINEER NORTHWEST EVALUATION ASSOCIATION (Desk) 971.222.1025 // (Cell) 503.267.9764 ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~
