I happened to run across a list of oxymorons yesterday, and while this is not strictly a joke, I thought it was funny:
French Army From: Andy Shook [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Friday, July 09, 2010 3:00 PM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: OT: Bad joke contest For the last little bit of Friday, I'm now declaring a bad joke contest for this here NT list. I'm the sole judge and decision maker. I'll start off (and probably win) -------------------------- What do you call in when you feed a steer a stick of dynamite? Abominable (say it slow) Shook ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~
