Glen Beck? I was imitating Bender! -- ME2
On Fri, Apr 8, 2011 at 12:42 PM, Jonathan Link <[email protected]>wrote: > It's so bad Glenn Beck lost his job! > Who are we going to turn to for advice when we need to buy gold or doomsday > seeds? > > > On Fri, Apr 8, 2011 at 3:39 PM, Micheal Espinola Jr < > [email protected]> wrote: > >> We're doomed! >> DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!11!1!!1!>1.1.!1.!,12.121.123124311231 >> >> -- >> ME2 >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Fri, Apr 8, 2011 at 12:15 PM, Free, Bob <[email protected]> wrote: >> >>> And the last blurb in my inbox by one of the intrepid journalists >>> ...drumroll..."Patch Doomsday" >>> >>> What a bunch of BS >>> >>> -----Original Message----- >>> From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:[email protected]] >>> Sent: Friday, April 08, 2011 11:14 AM >>> To: NT System Admin Issues >>> Subject: RE: 17 Patches coming out from Microsoft this month. >>> >>> And that's exactly it... she's had LOB apps on her kitchen-sink that >>> failed after .net 4 patching. I'm not minimizing her pain - but I still >>> don't consider it a huge deal. >>> >>> Regards, >>> >>> Michael B. Smith >>> Consultant and Exchange MVP >>> http://TheEssentialExchange.com <http://theessentialexchange.com/> >>> >>> >>> -----Original Message----- >>> From: Free, Bob [mailto:[email protected]] >>> Sent: Friday, April 08, 2011 2:12 PM >>> To: NT System Admin Issues >>> Subject: RE: 17 Patches coming out from Microsoft this month. >>> >>> Yea, it might break her SBS server...LOL >>> >>> I agree with Brian, just another chance for headlines and sensationalism >>> for people who are so inclined. >>> >>> -----Original Message----- >>> From: Michael B. Smith [mailto:[email protected]] >>> Sent: Friday, April 08, 2011 3:51 AM >>> To: NT System Admin Issues >>> Subject: RE: 17 Patches coming out from Microsoft this month. >>> >>> Susan goes ape over .net patching. That's her major pain point. >>> >>> Regards, >>> >>> Michael B. Smith >>> Consultant and Exchange MVP >>> http://TheEssentialExchange.com <http://theessentialexchange.com/> >>> >>> >>> -----Original Message----- >>> From: Brian Desmond [mailto:[email protected]] >>> Sent: Friday, April 08, 2011 12:16 AM >>> To: NT System Admin Issues >>> Subject: RE: 17 Patches coming out from Microsoft this month. >>> >>> I can never figure this out. What's the difference to you whether they >>> ship 2 patches or 17? This seems like just your basic sensational headline >>> to me. It's the same deployment effort. I doubt you're fully qualifying each >>> patch individually and communally in a full test environment where you'd see >>> substantial increase in test overhead. >>> >>> Thanks, >>> Brian Desmond >>> [email protected] >>> >>> c - 312.731.3132 >>> >>> >>> -----Original Message----- >>> From: Ziots, Edward [mailto:[email protected]] >>> Sent: Thursday, April 07, 2011 3:35 PM >>> To: NT System Admin Issues >>> Subject: 17 Patches coming out from Microsoft this month. >>> >>> Cross post from Susan Bradley on the Patch Management List. Strap on your >>> seat-belts folks its going to be a bumpy ride this month. >>> >>> Advance Notification Service for the April 2011 Bulletin Release - MSRC >>> - Site Home - TechNet Blogs: >>> http://blogs.technet.com/b/msrc/archive/2011/04/07/advance-notification- >>> service-for-the-april-2011-bulletin-release.aspx<http://blogs.technet.com/b/msrc/archive/2011/04/07/advance-notification-%0Aservice-for-the-april-2011-bulletin-release.aspx> >>> >>> My name is Pete Voss, and I'm a senior response communications manager >>> with Microsoft Trustworthy Computing. I'll be joining the rest of the team >>> on the MSRC blog <http://blogs.technet.com/b/msrc/> and @MSFTSecResponse >>> <http://twitter.com/#%21/msftsecresponse/> Twitter handle to help >>> provide you with the latest information and guidance for Microsoft security. >>> >>> Today, we're providing advanced notification < >>> http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/bulletin/ms11-apr.mspx> on the >>> release of 17 security bulletins, nine rated Critical and eight rated >>> Important. This month's bulletin release will address 64 vulnerabilities >>> across Microsoft Windows, Microsoft Office, Internet Explorer, Visual >>> Studio, .NET Framework and GDI+. >>> >>> This month we'll be closing some issues that Microsoft has already >>> previously spoken to, including the SMB Browser (Critical) issue publicly >>> disclosed Feb. 15. Microsoft assessed the situation and reported < >>> http://blogs.technet.com/b/srd/archive/2011/02/16/notes-on-exploitabili >>> ty-of-the-recent-windows-browser-protocol-issue.aspx<http://blogs.technet.com/b/srd/archive/2011/02/16/notes-on-exploitabili%0Aty-of-the-recent-windows-browser-protocol-issue.aspx> >>> > >>> that although the vulnerability could theoretically allow Remote Code >>> Execution, that was extremely unlikely. To this day, we have seen no >>> evidence of attacks. >>> >>> We are also planning a fix for the MHTML vulnerability in Windows, rated >>> Important. We alerted people to this issue with Security Advisory >>> 2501696 >>> <http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/advisory/2501696.mspx> >>> (including a Fix-It that fully protected customers once downloaded) back >>> in late January. In March, we updated the advisory to let people know we >>> were aware of limited, targeted attacks. >>> >>> The bulletin release scheduled for the second Tuesday of the month, April >>> 12, at approximately 10 a.m. PDT. Come back to this blog then for our >>> official risk and impact analysis, as well as deployment guidance and a >>> brief video overview of the month's highlights. Meanwhile, customers are >>> encouraged to review Microsoft's advanced notification < >>> http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/bulletin/ms11-apr.mspx> and >>> assess it for their particular environment. Additionally, we recommend that >>> administrators reference our Security Update Guide < >>> http://www.microsoft.com/security/msrc/whatwedo/securityguide.aspx> for >>> help preparing for the bulletin release. >>> >>> The monthly technical webcast is scheduled for Wednesday, April 13, >>> hosted by Jerry Bryant and Jonathan Ness. I invite you to tune in and learn >>> more about the security bulletins. The webcast is scheduled for Wednesday, >>> April 13, 2011 at 11 a.m. PDT, and the registration can be found here >>> <https://msevents.microsoft.com/cui/WebCastEventDetails.aspx?culture=en- >>> US&EventID=1032327018&CountryCode=US<https://msevents.microsoft.com/cui/WebCastEventDetails.aspx?culture=en-%0AUS&EventID=1032327018&CountryCode=US> >>> >. >>> >>> For all the latest information, you can also follow the MSRC team on >>> Twitter at @MSFTSecResponse <http://www.twitter.com/msftsecresponse>. >>> >>> >>> Edward E. 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