My wife thought that was funny.  Then again, she says my playing computer
games is a good thing too (she gets annoyed if I put the headphones on
during WoW raid night as she likes the background chatter).

Oh course I had four tasks assigned.
1.  Get her to the hospital
2.  Allow her to crush my hand during delivery
3.  Break any cameras that showed up during delivery.
4.  Tell (bad) jokes at inappropriate times (well, this wasn't a task so
much as an acknoledgement that it would happen no matter what)

Sadly, I was not given any opertunity to deliver on item #3 as she told
everyone my list ahead of time.

Steven

On Fri, Jun 10, 2011 at 3:03 PM, Jonathan Link <[email protected]>wrote:

> I am in awe.
>
> On Friday, June 10, 2011, Rankin, James R <[email protected]> wrote:
> > Hehe. When my wife was in labour and puffing on the gas and air, I was
> inspired to do my best Darth Vader impression. Needless to say, in a room
> full of female nurses, my mood-lightening joke went down like a lead
> balloon.
> > Typed frustratingly slowly on my BlackBerry® wireless deviceFrom:  "Sam
> Cayze" <[email protected]>
> > Date: Fri, 10 Jun 2011 15:53:24 -0500To: NT System Admin Issues<
> [email protected]>ReplyTo:  "NT System Admin Issues" <
> [email protected]>Subject: OT: xkcd: Permanence
> > Yet another great one!http://xkcd.com/910/
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