James has the best sigs around. Sent from my FriPad
On 2011-06-22, at 8:49 AM, Roger Wright <[email protected]> wrote: > Almost as funny (weird) as your disclaimer! <grin> > > > Roger Wright > ___ > > "Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil." - J. Paul Getty > > > > > > On Wed, Jun 22, 2011 at 9:33 AM, James Rankin <[email protected]> wrote: >> Wow. The local government here in the UK that I work for, despite being in >> the middle of the deepest cuts for two decades, have decided to use our >> precious IT resources to.....enforce 14-point Arial as the Outlook font for >> all users, just so that partially-sighted people can be sure they can read >> our emails. Amazing. I'm pretty sure eye tests and glasses have been >> available to all since 1946...yet here we go. >> >> It gets better, though. They have also decided to change every single >> publication and communication that comes out of the council to 14-point >> Arial, even to the stage where council tax bills will no longer be able to >> display the address correctly in the envelope window. Which means they will >> have to shell out for special envelopes right across the board with bigger >> windows. Great money-saving sense! >> >> Rant off.....we all love execs as much as we love users :-) >> >> -- >> "On two occasions...I have been asked, 'Pray, Mr Babbage, if you put into >> the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able >> rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such >> a question." >> >> ***** IMPORTANT INFORMATION/DISCLAIMER ***** >> >> This document should be read only by those persons to whom it is addressed. >> If you have received this message it was obviously addressed to you and >> therefore you can read it, even it we didn't mean to send it to you. >> However, if the contents of this email make no sense whatsoever then you >> probably were not the intended recipient, or, alternatively, you are a >> mindless cretin; either way, you should immediately kill yourself and >> destroy your computer (not necessarily in that order). Once you have taken >> this action, please contact us.. no, sorry, you can't use your computer, >> because you just destroyed it, and possibly also committed suicide >> afterwards, but I am starting to digress...... >> >> The originator of this email is not liable for the transmission of the >> information contained in this communication. Or are they? Either way it's a >> pretty dull legal query and frankly one I'm not going to dwell on. But >> should you have nothing better to do, please feel free to ruminate on it, >> and please pass on any concrete conclusions should you find them. However, >> if you pass them on via email, be sure to include a disclaimer regarding >> liability for transmission. >> >> In the event that the originator did not send this email to you, then please >> return it to us and attach a scanned-in picture of your mother's brother's >> wife wearing nothing but a kangaroo suit, and we will immediately refund you >> exactly half of what you paid for the can of Whiskas you bought when you >> went to Pets At Home yesterday. >> >> We take no responsibility for non-receipt of this email because we are >> running Exchange 5.5 and everyone knows how glitchy that can be. In the >> event that you do get this message then please note that we take no >> responsibility for that either. Nor will we accept any liability, tacit or >> implied, for any damage you may or may not incur as a result of receiving, >> or not, as the case may be, from time to time, notwithstanding all >> liabilities implied or otherwise, ummm, hell, where was I...umm, no matter >> what happens, it is NOT, and NEVER WILL BE, OUR FAULT! >> >> The comments and opinions expressed herein are my own and NOT those of my >> employer, who, if he knew I was sending emails and surfing the seamier side >> of the Internet, would cut off my manhood and feed it to me for afternoon >> tea. >> >> ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ >> ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ >> >> --- >> To manage subscriptions click here: >> http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ >> or send an email to [email protected] >> with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin > > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ > ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ > > --- > To manage subscriptions click here: > http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ > or send an email to [email protected] > with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to [email protected] with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin
