I'm laughing my a$$ off at this.  14-point?  You have got to be kidding
me!

 

Sean Rector, MCSE

 

From: James Rankin [mailto:[email protected]] 
Sent: Wednesday, June 22, 2011 9:34 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: OT: FontZilla

 

Wow. The local government here in the UK that I work for, despite being
in the middle of the deepest cuts for two decades, have decided to use
our precious IT resources to.....enforce 14-point Arial as the Outlook
font for all users, just so that partially-sighted people can be sure
they can read our emails. Amazing. I'm pretty sure eye tests and glasses
have been available to all since 1946...yet here we go.

It gets better, though. They have also decided to change every single
publication and communication that comes out of the council to 14-point
Arial, even to the stage where council tax bills will no longer be able
to display the address correctly in the envelope window. Which means
they will have to shell out for special envelopes right across the board
with bigger windows. Great money-saving sense!

Rant off.....we all love execs as much as we love users :-)

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