HAHAHAHAHA I'm surprised to see this statement in a UK paper: "Typical example of too many chiefs and not enough Indians, one doesn't know what the other is doing. What a waste of time and money."
(I put this up in 14pt for you.) Regards, Michael B. Smith Consultant and Exchange MVP http://TheEssentialExchange.com From: James Rankin [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Wednesday, June 22, 2011 10:34 AM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: Re: FontZilla Not in the slightest. I am long-sighted, and I can read the guy across the room's emails just fine from my desk. However - to put this in perspective, here is another thing this council have done recently... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-13873091 On 22 June 2011 15:30, Sean Rector <[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>> wrote: I'm laughing my a$$ off at this. 14-point? You have got to be kidding me! Sean Rector, MCSE From: James Rankin [mailto:[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>] Sent: Wednesday, June 22, 2011 9:34 AM To: NT System Admin Issues Subject: OT: FontZilla Wow. The local government here in the UK that I work for, despite being in the middle of the deepest cuts for two decades, have decided to use our precious IT resources to.....enforce 14-point Arial as the Outlook font for all users, just so that partially-sighted people can be sure they can read our emails. Amazing. I'm pretty sure eye tests and glasses have been available to all since 1946...yet here we go. It gets better, though. They have also decided to change every single publication and communication that comes out of the council to 14-point Arial, even to the stage where council tax bills will no longer be able to display the address correctly in the envelope window. Which means they will have to shell out for special envelopes right across the board with bigger windows. Great money-saving sense! 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