What the North Americans need is a trip to the UK, well Swindon in particular 
to visit our special roundabout, known as the Magic Roundabout.  It is 
constructed from five small roundabouts to generate one large one.  I guess it 
is ever Learner drivers nightmare :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Roundabout_(Swindon)

Roundabout work fine, when people know what to do on then - and blocking the 
roundabout when your exit is not clear is never going to win you any friends.  
Infact, anyone caught doing such a thing should go for a long walk off a short 
pier wearing some concrete walking boots :)

From: Steve Ens [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: 22 June 2011 16:18
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: Re: FontZilla

North Americans on the whole have problems knowing what to do with roundabouts. 
 We've just started implementing them in Winnipeg and they've gotten quote a 
lot of complaints.  lack of educamation.
On Wed, Jun 22, 2011 at 9:45 AM, Matthew B Ames 
<[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>> wrote:
Haha,  nice one.  Good job it was not my local council doing that.  Instead we 
are having all our roundabouts removed and replaced with crossroads and traffic 
lights installed - all to help with traffic flow for the sailing events for the 
Olympics (2012)... apparently.

Rather than using a 14pt font, I would recommend the council buy everyone 
larger monitors instead :)

From: James Rankin [mailto:[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>]
Sent: 22 June 2011 15:34

To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: Re: FontZilla

Not in the slightest. I am long-sighted, and I can read the guy across the 
room's emails just fine from my desk.

However - to put this in perspective, here is another thing this council have 
done recently...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-13873091
On 22 June 2011 15:30, Sean Rector 
<[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>> wrote:
I'm laughing my a$$ off at this.  14-point?  You have got to be kidding me!

Sean Rector, MCSE

From: James Rankin [mailto:[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>]
Sent: Wednesday, June 22, 2011 9:34 AM
To: NT System Admin Issues
Subject: OT: FontZilla

Wow. The local government here in the UK that I work for, despite being in the 
middle of the deepest cuts for two decades, have decided to use our precious IT 
resources to.....enforce 14-point Arial as the Outlook font for all users, just 
so that partially-sighted people can be sure they can read our emails. Amazing. 
I'm pretty sure eye tests and glasses have been available to all since 
1946...yet here we go.

It gets better, though. They have also decided to change every single 
publication and communication that comes out of the council to 14-point Arial, 
even to the stage where council tax bills will no longer be able to display the 
address correctly in the envelope window. Which means they will have to shell 
out for special envelopes right across the board with bigger windows. Great 
money-saving sense!

Rant off.....we all love execs as much as we love users :-)

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