If you think that recruiters are actually reading much of your email, you're fooling yourself... :)
*ASB* http://about.me/Andrew.S.Baker** *Harnessing the Advantages of Technology for the SMB market…* * * On Tue, Jun 28, 2011 at 11:25 AM, James Rankin <[email protected]>wrote: > Actually I sent my CV off this morning to a contract that looked > interesting and asked about the commencement date. I haven't had a reply. > Hmmm. Might be time to use a different email signature for formal stuff :-( > > > On 28 June 2011 16:20, Matthew B Ames <[email protected]> wrote: > >> They get scared and kill themselves. Had any new job offers recently?!* >> *** >> >> ** ** >> >> ** ** >> >> *From:* James Rankin [mailto:[email protected]] >> *Sent:* 28 June 2011 16:03 >> >> *To:* NT System Admin Issues >> *Subject:* Re: Social engineering - new vector**** >> >> ** ** >> >> I'm wondering what recruitment agents make of it when I send them my CV >> :-)**** >> >> On 28 June 2011 15:59, Matthew B Ames <[email protected]> wrote:** >> ** >> >> You signature block gets better and better.**** >> >> **** >> >> :thumbsup:**** >> >> **** >> >> **** >> >> *From:* James Rankin [mailto:[email protected]] >> *Sent:* 28 June 2011 12:07 >> *To:* NT System Admin Issues >> *Subject:* Social engineering - new vector**** >> >> **** >> >> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/06/27/mission_impossible_mouse_attack/ >> **** >> >> -- >> "On two occasions...I have been asked, 'Pray, Mr Babbage, if you put into >> the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able >> rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such >> a question." >> >> ****** IMPORTANT INFORMATION/DISCLAIMER ***** >> >> This document should be read only by those persons to whom it is >> addressed. If you have received this message it was obviously addressed to >> you and therefore you can read it, even it we didn't mean to send it to you. >> However, if the contents of this email make no sense whatsoever then you >> probably were not the intended recipient, or, alternatively, you are a >> mindless cretin; either way, you should immediately kill yourself and >> destroy your computer (not necessarily in that order). 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If you have received this message it was obviously addressed to >> you and therefore you can read it, even it we didn't mean to send it to you. >> However, if the contents of this email make no sense whatsoever then you >> probably were not the intended recipient, or, alternatively, you are a >> mindless cretin; either way, you should immediately kill yourself and >> destroy your computer (not necessarily in that order). Once you have taken >> this action, please contact us.. no, sorry, you can't use your computer, >> because you just destroyed it, and possibly also committed suicide >> afterwards, but I am starting to digress...... ***** >> >> *The originator of this email is not liable for the transmission of the >> information contained in this communication. Or are they? Either way it's a >> pretty dull legal query and frankly one I'm not going to dwell on. But >> should you have nothing better to do, please feel free to ruminate on it, >> and please pass on any concrete conclusions should you find them. However, >> if you pass them on via email, be sure to include a disclaimer regarding >> liability for transmission.***** >> >> *In the event that the originator did not send this email to you, then >> please return it to us and attach a scanned-in picture of your mother's >> brother's wife wearing nothing but a kangaroo suit, and we will immediately >> refund you exactly half of what you paid for the can of Whiskas you bought >> when you went to Pets At Home yesterday. ***** >> >> *We take no responsibility for non-receipt of this email because we are >> running Exchange 5.5 and everyone knows how glitchy that can be. In the >> event that you do get this message then please note that we take no >> responsibility for that either. Nor will we accept any liability, tacit or >> implied, for any damage you may or may not incur as a result of receiving, >> or not, as the case may be, from time to time, notwithstanding all >> liabilities implied or otherwise, ummm, hell, where was I...umm, no matter >> what happens, it is NOT, and NEVER WILL BE, OUR FAULT! ***** >> >> *The comments and opinions expressed herein are my own and NOT those of >> my employer, who, if he knew I was sending emails and surfing the seamier >> side of the Internet, would cut off my manhood and feed it to me for >> afternoon tea. ***** >> >> ** ** >> >> ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ >> ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ >> >> --- >> To manage subscriptions click here: >> http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ >> or send an email to [email protected] >> with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin**** >> >> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended >> solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. 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QinetiQ Limited (Registered in England & Wales: Company Number: >> 3796233) Registered office: Cody Technology Park, Ively Road, Farnborough, >> Hampshire, GU14 0LX http://www.qinetiq.com. >> http://www.qinetiq.com >> >> ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ >> ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ >> >> --- >> To manage subscriptions click here: >> http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ >> or send an email to [email protected] >> with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin >> > > > > -- > "On two occasions...I have been asked, 'Pray, Mr Babbage, if you put into > the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able > rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such > a question." > > ****** IMPORTANT INFORMATION/DISCLAIMER ***** > > This document should be read only by those persons to whom it is addressed. > If you have received this message it was obviously addressed to you and > therefore you can read it, even it we didn't mean to send it to you. > However, if the contents of this email make no sense whatsoever then you > probably were not the intended recipient, or, alternatively, you are a > mindless cretin; either way, you should immediately kill yourself and > destroy your computer (not necessarily in that order). Once you have taken > this action, please contact us.. no, sorry, you can't use your computer, > because you just destroyed it, and possibly also committed suicide > afterwards, but I am starting to digress...... * > > * The originator of this email is not liable for the transmission of the > information contained in this communication. Or are they? Either way it's a > pretty dull legal query and frankly one I'm not going to dwell on. But > should you have nothing better to do, please feel free to ruminate on it, > and please pass on any concrete conclusions should you find them. However, > if you pass them on via email, be sure to include a disclaimer regarding > liability for transmission. > * > > * In the event that the originator did not send this email to you, then > please return it to us and attach a scanned-in picture of your mother's > brother's wife wearing nothing but a kangaroo suit, and we will immediately > refund you exactly half of what you paid for the can of Whiskas you bought > when you went to Pets** ** At Home yesterday. * > > * We take no responsibility for non-receipt of this email because we are > running Exchange 5.5 and everyone knows how glitchy that can be. In the > event that you do get this message then please note that we take no > responsibility for that either. Nor will we accept any liability, tacit or > implied, for any damage you may or may not incur as a result of receiving, > or not, as the case may be, from time to time, notwithstanding all > liabilities implied or otherwise, ummm, hell, where was I...umm, no matter > what happens, it is NOT, and NEVER WILL BE, OUR FAULT! * > > * The comments and opinions expressed herein are my own and NOT those of > my employer, who, if he knew I was sending emails and surfing the seamier > side of the Internet, would cut off my manhood and feed it to me for > afternoon tea. * > ~ Finally, powerful endpoint security that ISN'T a resource hog! ~ ~ <http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/Business/VIPRE-Enterprise/> ~ --- To manage subscriptions click here: http://lyris.sunbelt-software.com/read/my_forums/ or send an email to [email protected] with the body: unsubscribe ntsysadmin
