Ryo Saeba wrote: > The Republic of Cipete > "Everybody else is doing it, so why can't we?" > > UN Category: Corrupt Dictatorship > Civil Rights: Some > Economy: Good > Political Freedoms: Unheard Of > Location: Nusagames > > The Republic of Cipete is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its > barren, inhospitable landscape. Its compassionate, cynical population > of 195 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship > government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. > In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; > it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely > cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out > civil rights yet. > > The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the > competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Commerce. The average > income tax rate is 33%, but much higher for the wealthy. A robust > private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms > Manufacturing and Woodchip Exports. > > Motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law > enforcement agencies, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, > school uniforms are compulsory, and guns are banned. Crime is totally > unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive > social policies in education and welfare. Cipete's national animal is > the garuda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread > deforestation, and its currency is the rupiah. > > Cipete is ranked 1st in the region and 18,575th in the world for > Largest Mining Sector. >
gantian dong ah The Oppressed Peoples of Cubicle Inhabitant "8.30 to 16.45" UN Category: Father Knows Best State Civil Rights: Some Economy: Good Political Freedoms: Few Location: Nusagames Cubicle Inhabitant is a UN Member The Oppressed Peoples of Cubicle Inhabitant is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 186 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up. It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. The nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, the arms industry is strictly regulated, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased, and homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cubicle Inhabitant's national animal is the weasel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the duits. Cubicle Inhabitant is ranked 1st in the region and 10,389th in the world for Smartest Citizens. ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Get fast access to your favorite Yahoo! Groups. Make Yahoo! your home page http://us.click.yahoo.com/dpRU5A/wUILAA/yQLSAA/IYOolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> -- junker juga manusia... punya rasa punya hati... jangan samakan dengan... pisau belati... (SEURIEUS MOD TM) nusagames, it's a new way of life! ---====*SPAMMERS WELCOME!!*====--- http://nusagames dot cjb dot net --------==================-------- Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nusagames/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
