Here's a racing report from the UK ............... > Willie Terrant addressed the riders before the start and demanded safe > riding in the absence of the police escort who had been called away to > other duties. In particular there was a stretch of road with a quarantined > area on the right with the wind blowing hard from the left. > > "Any rider silly enough to get on the wrong side of the road will be > eliminated" thundered Tarrant. > "Should anyone echelon into the gutter next to the F&M area, they will be > pulled out and taken to the nearest barn to be shot. Riders and bicycles > will then be placed on a pyre and burned". > I didn't hear any laughter. > > There were eight civilian motorcycle marshalls on the race, including our > old friends, Tom Morley and Colin Docker. Control was of a high standard > and demonstrated that we can run a safe event without an expensive police > escort. > ................. and there's no truth to the rumour that Ontario is planning to ban golf balls with a depleted depleted uranium core, however, it is recommended that cyclists planning to ride in the vicinity of golf courses should refrain from wearing heavily vented helmets, due to the increased penetrating power of these new high tech golf balls. ------ To unsubscribe, send a blank message to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Club Office: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Web/mailing list: [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.cyberus.ca/~obcweb Newsletter: [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.cyberus.ca/~obcweb/Newsletter ____________________________________________________________ T O P I C A -- Learn More. Surf Less. Newsletters, Tips and Discussions on Topics You Choose. http://www.topica.com/partner/tag01
