A good one! :)

Val
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Sing the lyrics below to *the tune of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody.*
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    *Bear Stearns Rhapsody (a.k.a. Bohemian Rhapsody)*

    Is this the real price?
    Is this just fantasy?
    Financial landslide
No escape from reality
    Open your eyes
    And look at your buys and see.
    I'm now a poor boy (poor boy)
    High-yielding casualty
Because I bought it high, watched it blow Rating high, value low Any way the Fed goes Doesn't really matter to me, to me

    Mama - just killed my fund
    Quoted CDO's instead
    Pulled the trigger, now it's dead
    Mama - I had just begun
These CDO's have blown it all away Mama - oooh-hoo-ooo
    I still wanna buy
I sometimes wish I'd never left Goldman at all.
    (guitar solo)

    ~~~

    I see a little silhouette of a Fed
    Bernanke! Bernanke! Can you save the whole market?
    Monolines and munis - very very frightening me!
    Super senior, super senior
    Super senior CDO - magnifico

    I'm long of subprime, nobody loves me
    He's long of subprime CDO fantasy
    Spare the margin call you monstrous PB!
    Easy come easy go, will you let me go?
    Peloton! No - we will not let you go - let him go
    Peloton! We will not let you go
(let him go !) Peloton! We will not let you go - let me go
    Will not let you go
    let me go (never) Never let you go - let me go Never let me go - ooo
    No, no, no, no, No, NO, NO ! -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go S&P had the devil put aside for me
    For me, for me, for me

    ~~~

    So you think you can fund me and spit in my eye?
    And then margin call me and leave me to die Oh PB - can't do this
    to me
    Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

    Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
    No price really matters
    No liquidity
    Nothing really matters - no price really matters to me
    Any way the Fed goes.....


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