Trevor, Your generosity is boundless. I have a bucket, if you need one. However, I take umbrage at describing him as a filthy, white, drunk, gentleman. An intoxicated Caucasian male of selective breeding sounds so much better. I am delighted he was gently ushered into the passenger compartment of the luxury carriage by the local constabulary. No doubt he was offered tea and cookies in the office of the Station Commissioner and then provided sumptuous accommodation in a five star suite, with a goosedown duvet and satellite TV. They are very attentive to detail at Woodstock. Room service visits every hour to ensure that his every whim is catered for. They even re-stock the mini-bar with juicy bits, ice-cubes and nibbles. As for dinner, Pollsmoor poultry is a speciality of the house, delicately seasoned with thyme and cell-ery. Grilled or roasted, I hear you ask? Well, that depends on the dietary requirements of the guest. Desert is sorebutt, oops, sorbet, with some chocolate moerse, sprinkled with hundreds and thousands, and lashings of whipped scream. Yes, let's extend a hand of greetings to your guest. I cannot wait to boil the kettle. Brian.
On Dec 3, 4:27 pm, "Trevor Hughes" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > At 12pm a filthy, drunk, white gentleman helped himself to my spare > tyre, baton, and radio antennae. None other than our good friend > Richard called this to the attention of my domestic. I apprehended the > drunk who had an equally filthy mouth. Mind you he was quite > respectful to me but absolutely hated blacks including the OAR officer > first on the scene. The 2 SAPS officers were also at the receiving end > of his trashy racial vitriol. He was cuffed and cuffed and only made a > little squeal as he was ever so gently dumped into the back of the > van. > > Maybe he will be taught some better manners at the police station - he > definitely needs a lecture in Manners 101. > > However he did inform me that he would be visiting me for some cake > and tea and that he knew where I lived. This is most strange as he > denied breaking into my car and stealing my tyre so how he knows where > I live is a complete mystery. He of course bought the goods - this > despite him being seen doing the deed. > > So my dilemma is thus- > > When he comes for tea should and I serve him with my Grandmothers Fine > White Bone China, should I use the cups with the Clarabelle or Summer > Rose pattern? > > I should hate to offend his sensibilities? > > Thanks > > Trev --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "The Observatory Neighbourhood watch" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/obsnw?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
