May be you need to sit in a cage so that the cockateil can't get to you?
Paul
On 05/05/06, [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Now if you could just train the cockatiel to write the code for
> TurboNote you'd be settled right in.
Good theory. Have you ever tried to train a cockatiel?
"DON'T eat the mouse cable. No, DON'T. LEAVE IT ALONE. Listen, didn't
you hear me? STOP eating the mouse cable!
(days later)
See, this is a wireless mouse. NO mouse cable. Eat that!
(hours later)
STOP prising the keycaps off! Those things are hell to reinsert. GET
OFF IT!
Look, I know the mousewheel is rubber, but YOU CAN'T EAT IT.
That's better, sit up there. Nice and warm, isn't it? Oh heck, can
you quit shaking your feather dust all over the screen?
DID YOU JUST CRAP ON MY KEYBOARD? Get out of here!
(minutes later)
Ok, sit on that. WAIT, don't chew that cable, it's got 22V inside. NO
KIDDING, STOP PECKING IT! Bugger o--
BZZZZZZZZT!
Cockatiel trained.
cheers,
peter
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