LMAO!!! cheers! On Feb 3, 2013, at 1:35 PM, Eric Rex <[email protected]> wrote:
> Brad, a guy on the local beach just couldn't make it > with any of the girls, so he heads over to the lifeguard > tower to see if the lifeguard has any advice for him. > > "Dude, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing > them baggy old swimming trunks that make you look > like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best > bet is to grab yourself a pair of Spandex Speedos - about > two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down > inside 'em. I'm tellin you man...you'll have all the babes > you want!" > > The following weekend, Brad hits the beach with his > spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato > and for cryin' out loud! - it's worse than before! > > Everybody on the beach acts disgusted as he walks by, > covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking > sick! So Brad goes back to the lifeguard again and asks > him, "What's wrong now?" > > "Jeezzzzz!" says the lifeguard....... > "The potato goes in front!!" > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "omnisport" group. > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an > email to [email protected]. > To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. > Visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/omnisport?hl=en. > For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out. > > > <debello.jpg><diverblue.jpg><doubleflex2.jpg><homme-nu-fontaine.jpg><jumping.jpg><lake.jpg><POSITIVELIGHT-011012-007.jpg><POSITIVELIGHT-011012-008.jpg><soclean.JPG><splashdown.jpg><tangass.jpg><tanlin4.jpg><tubs.jpg><twisting.jpg><uscle2.jpg> -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "omnisport" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. Visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/omnisport?hl=en. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
