What about teacakes? Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device -----Original Message----- From: Ken Gunderson <kgund...@teamcool.net> Date: Fri, 01 Apr 2011 07:19:41 To: <openindiana-discuss@openindiana.org> Reply-To: Discussion list for OpenIndiana <openindiana-discuss@openindiana.org> Subject: [OpenIndiana-discuss] Pancakes vs. Waffles
Hello List: Waffles rule. Pancakes really, really suck. So do people who like pancakes. Pancakes get really soggy, especially after you pour on the syrup. The world would be much better off without pancakes. Unless they're sourdough and grilled just right. Or you're camping. But then they still take too long to cook and use up a lot of stove fuel. So really, the smarter solution is to just drive to town and get waffles for breakfast. Waffles are far superior in that the nook and crannies created by the waffle pattern result in greater surface to volume ratio. Combine this with being cooked in a waffle iron and you get a more crisp exterior that offers a far superior surface for containing maple syrup. Not to mention a much more interesting mouth feel. Speaking of syrup, real maple syrup is the best. Fake syrup really, really sucks. So do people who manufacture, market, and buy it. I mean, it's totally unhealthy with all that high fructose corn syrup. Not to mention all the oil energy required to grow it. If not for all the govt. subsidies, the cost of production would far exceed any economically viable use of corn for things like high fructose corn syrup, ethanol to add to gasoline, etc. Indeed, the US Government has become totally corrupted by BIG Corn. It's all part of the big agriculture, big corn conspiracy to rule the US, if not the entire world. We are therefore socially obligated to boycott corn. People who eat corn are fascists. Unless it's corn you grew in your garden. I like green beans much better anyhow. And sweet peas. Speaking of fructose, 5 carbon sugars suck. People who like 5 carbon sugars also really suck. 6 carbon glucose is much more elegant. The tyranny of symmetry is a good thing. Embrace it. Warm regards-- Ken -- Ken Gunderson <kgund...@teamcool.net> _______________________________________________ OpenIndiana-discuss mailing list OpenIndiana-discuss@openindiana.org http://openindiana.org/mailman/listinfo/openindiana-discuss _______________________________________________ OpenIndiana-discuss mailing list OpenIndiana-discuss@openindiana.org http://openindiana.org/mailman/listinfo/openindiana-discuss