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We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
- Jeff Marder
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Allan Swanepoel
allanice...@gmail.com
allanice....@unix.net
dragonmas...@linaccess.com
+27 71 850 5554
Linux User #452990
Linux Machine #360914
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