How about having the books recited by Larry Ellison himself?  With the tranquil sounds of his japanese garden as background?  And all in haiku?
 
"Instance will not start
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Rachel Carmichael wrote:
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> only if I can get the microphone on my desktop to work... did some upgrading
> over the weekend (can you say broadband wireless network?) and somehow lost
> the mike in the process...

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... DBA101 in the dulcet tones of our very own
ORACLE goddess?  sounds [ok ok i know, fish pun.;-)] like a best seller
to me.;-)

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