Eric,

    OH come on, we're talking about "Big Blue" here.  You know second cousin to
the Devil!!

Dick Goulet



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Date:       5/2/2001 11:51 AM

Jared,

Apparently there are "super geniuses" at IBM may have invented a time 
machine (along with free "underground" golf planners) that explains 
the "90 days" business.

See appended text.

On 1 May 2001, at 17:05, Jared Still wrote:

> I chuckle every time I see that ad.
> 
> Does IBM think they can lease Int'l phone line
> capacity, have it all setup and working in 90 days?
> 
> It takes that long just to get DSL.

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