Certifiably! <grin>
Scott Shafer
San Antonio, TX
210-581-6217
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Mohan, Ross [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Tuesday, May 08, 2001 12:33 PM
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> Subject: OT RE: sorry,
>
> "Are you an idiot?"
>
> ;-)
>
> || -----Original Message-----
> || From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> || [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> || Sent: Tuesday, May 08, 2001 12:23 PM
> || To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> || Subject: RE: sorry,
> ||
> ||
> || Why does it have to be an either/or choice? Lets do 'em all!!! ;-)
> ||
> || Scott Shafer
> || San Antonio, TX
> || 210-581-6217
> ||
> || > -----Original Message-----
> || > From: Mohan, Ross [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> || > Sent: Monday, May 07, 2001 4:52 PM
> || > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> || > Subject: RE: sorry,
> || >
> || > Folks, let's deal with this in the following fashion"
> || >
> || >
> || > 0) Whine and bemoan the loss of decency in everyday life,
> || > the callowness, the reprehensible lack of self-control,
> || > and the horrid manners of Robert Hutchins.
> || >
> || > 1) Send out a team to Robert's place of business and
> || > either stone the walls, picket on the sidewalk,
> || > or promise a boycott of all office products that
> || > will bring Staples to its knees in Chapter 13,
> || > forcing his management to fire him, leaving him
> || > jobless and loveless in a cruel, bitter world,
> || > finally so miserable that he commits suicide.
> || >
> || > 2) Pat ourselves on the back that 'we'd never do something
> || > that rude.' and wait for the next offender.
> || >
> || >
> || > OR
> || >
> || >
> || > 0) Go after the "idiot" directly, in full psycho, old world
> || > SA fashion. "You should know better", "Read the Trucking
> || > Manual", "Get off the list until you know better", etc.
> || > Drive him off the list in the way that only the members
> || > of an elite technocracy can.
> || >
> || > 1) Send out a team to Lando's place of business and apply
> || > the same methods as at Staples, mutatis mutandis,
> || > forcing Dulcian into Chapter 13.
> || >
> || > 2) Pat ourselves on the back, etc.
> || >
> || >
> || > OR
> || >
> || > 0) From now on, no matter who writes, on what topic, and
> || > regardless of content, we as a list respond with a flurry
> || > of emails that say only "Are you an idiot". This actually
> || > contains less letters than "Read the Freaking Manual" and
> || > has a certain personal flair in addition to its obvious social
> || > charms.
> || >
> || > 1) Wait until Jared, Bruce, Jesus, or whoever is REALLY in charge
> || > of the list kicks us ALL off the list, one by one.
> || >
> || > 2) But, immediately get a new account under a new name, and keep
> || > joining the list, and answering people's technical questions
> || > with "Are you an idiot?" For added value, send a bunch of
> || > technical questions of your own to the list-admin address,
> || > despite any corrections you may receive.
> || >
> || >
> || > OR
> || >
> || >
> || > We could just forget the whole damn thing. ( sung to the tune
> || > of "Potato, Potatoe,...Let's Call The Whole Thing Off")
> || >
> || >
> || > Yours in Joy and Cosmic Bemusement,
> || >
> || >
> || > etc.
> || > years. Finally, the list itself will turn
> || >
> || >
> || > || -----Original Message-----
> || > || From: Kevin Kostyszyn [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> || > || Sent: Monday, May 07, 2001 5:21 PM
> || > || To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> || > || Subject: RE: sorry,
> || > ||
> || > ||
> || > || Amazing....yet true......
> || > ||
> || > || -----Original Message-----
> || > || Sent: Monday, May 07, 2001 5:01 PM
> || > || To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> || > ||
> || > ||
> || > || Boy, did I call that one, or what?
> || > ||
> || > || Whoo-eee, here comes my career at Psychic
> || > || Friends Network, doing MS-product support!
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