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|| -----Original Message-----
|| From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
|| [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
|| Sent: Monday, May 21, 2001 4:37 PM
|| To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
|| Subject: RE: Galactically OT - job offer from MARTIAN ICECAP
|| 
|| 
|| Are you stupid?
|| 
|| Scott Shafer
|| San Antonio, TX
|| 210-581-6217
|| 
|| > -----Original Message-----
|| > From:      Mohan, Ross [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
|| > Sent:      Monday, May 21, 2001 3:26 PM
|| > To:        Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
|| > Subject:   Galactically OT - job offer from MARTIAN ICECAP
|| > 
|| > Does anyone want to see my Hannibal Lector in a Ponytail and Speedo
|| > Impersonation?
|| > 
|| > || -----Original Message-----
|| > || From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
|| > || Sent: Monday, May 21, 2001 4:11 PM
|| > || To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
|| > || Subject: Re: OT - RE: job offer from SAUDI ARABIA
|| > || 
|| > || 
|| > || I'll concede on the users for dietary purposes, but I will 
|| > || not budge on the 
|| > || Windows OS...frustration can only lead to chaos and 
|| > || violence.  Besides, 
|| > || this is supposed to be Utopia!
|| > || 
|| > || > I disagree with the restriction of no users.  After all, 
|| > || what better 
|| > || dietary
|| > || > plan than "all the users you can catch, kill, and eat!"  
|| > || Otherwise, I'm 
|| > || in.
|| > || > I can haul some of our ordinance in my F-150 - it'll even 
|| > || be dry with the
|| > || > hardtop on the bed...
|| > || > 
|| > || > Scott Shafer
|| > || > San Antonio, TX
|| > || > 210-581-6217
|| > || > 
|| > || > > -----Original Message-----
|| > || > > From:       [EMAIL PROTECTED] [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
|| > || > > Sent:       Friday, May 18, 2001 2:56 PM
|| > || > > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
|| > || > > Subject:    RE: job offer from SAUDI ARABIA
|| > || > > 
|| > || > > That sounds great!  So far it's me, you, and Kevin.  I 
|| > || think the three 
|| > || of 
|| > || > > us can take the island.  I drive a Land Rover, so I'll 
|| > || bring it.  Once 
|| > || we 
|| > || > > have raised our flag at HQ and have all the locals 
|| > || assimilated, we can
|| > || > > send 
|| > || > > for our families.  I like the idea of naming the 
|| natives with 
|| > || keywords.  I
|| > || > > 
|| > || > > guess for the really important ones, we can use the 
|| background 
|| > || > > processes..."Hey SMON, what's good to eat around here?  
|| > || No PMON, we 
|| > || don't 
|| > || > > eat grub worms..."
|| > || > > 
|| > || > > Correct me if I'm wrong, but was it you that had a 
|| > || Canuck brother that 
|| > || can
|| > || > > 
|| > || > > assist with the beer brewing?  We may need him on the 
|| > || operation as 
|| > || well.  
|| > || > > I've got 5 gallons of a Bass Ale clone in the secondary 
|| > || fermenter as we 
|| > || > > speak.  Once we establish beachhead and HQ, we must 
|| > || organize the locals 
|| > || to
|| > || > > 
|| > || > > set up the brewery.  Instead of a monetary society, all 
|| > || transactions 
|| > || shall
|| > || > > 
|| > || > > be bound by beer...this is going to be a great place!
|| > || > > 
|| > || > > Jim
|| > || > > 
|| > || > > >  LoL!!  I like the idea of airlifting in our Urban
|| > || > > > Assault Vehicles. We can establish a beachhead at 0600.
|| > || > > > Recon should take the better part of the morning, and we
|| > || > > > can spend the rest of the time indoctrinating the locals.
|| > || > > > 
|| > || > > > Let's rename each of the natives with a keyword 
|| from the Oracle
|| > || > > > reserved keyword list. Then, we could reward them 
|| when they
|| > || > > > unwittingly line up in a syntactically correct fashion. 
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