Actually I say:
"You know what the farmer said when the cow died?"
"Geesh, it never did that before."
"Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if
both are frozen."
Christopher R. Spence
Oracle DBA
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Reminds me of a bad joke...
What did the farmer say when his tractor broke?
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Just because!
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Date: 5/30/2001 11:42 AM
Oh my, but why?
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Ours is not to wonder why, ours is just to do or die!!
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Date: 5/30/2001 7:02 AM
This person was actually allowed to teach. Never ask why, yes that's a
super philosophy on life.
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Patrice J
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That's a laugh, I went to a continuing education seminar once at Carleton
University, in Ottawa.
The seminar was called Effective Living.
The teacher was a social worker, and he emphatically told everyone NEVER to
ask why, just adapt to life and keep moving...
I had unreconcilable disagreements with him, I guess I don't know how to
live.
: )
Patrice Boivin
Systems Analyst (Oracle Certified DBA)
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when?
But, more important, WHY???
-Don Granaman
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