Dam_...my tractor broke.

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Spence
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2001 1:50 PM
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Actually I say:

"You know what the farmer said when the cow died?"

"Geesh, it never did that before."

"Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if
both are frozen."

Christopher R. Spence
Oracle DBA
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-----Original Message-----
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2001 1:07 PM
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Reminds me of a bad joke...

What did the farmer say when his tractor broke?

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Just because!

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Date:       5/30/2001 11:42 AM

Oh my, but why?

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Ours is not to wonder why, ours is just to do or die!!

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Author: "Kevin Kostyszyn" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date:       5/30/2001 7:02 AM

This person was actually allowed to teach.  Never ask why, yes that's a
super philosophy on life.

-----Original Message-----
Patrice J
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2001 8:31 AM
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That's a laugh, I went to a continuing education seminar once at Carleton
University, in Ottawa.

The seminar was called Effective Living.

The teacher was a social worker, and he emphatically told everyone NEVER to
ask why, just adapt to life and keep moving...

I had unreconcilable disagreements with him, I guess I don't know how to
live.

: )

Patrice Boivin
Systems Analyst (Oracle Certified DBA)


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        when?
        But, more important, WHY???

        -Don Granaman
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