Joe,
I can tell by your 'devil may care', 'will o' the wisp', 'ne'er do well'
response that you are *not* deeply offended. Congratulations.
Eric will be delivering a full Barbie set to your home shortly.
- Ross
p.s. I had three doughnuts in a row the other day, and let
the sugar and chocolate remain caked around my face for hours
before cleaning it off. With my tongue. Now, I know the joys
my two year old son seems so familiar with.
-----Original Message-----
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Sent: 6/6/2001 11:05 PM
Hey, i resemble that remark, damn, i wasnt supposed to tell anyone i was
certified.
I'm going to indulge in hostess snack cakes as a punishment.
joe
"Mohan, Ross" wrote:
>
> Alex,
>
> The answer to your question is: get several certifications
> and become a consultant! <grin, duck, and run like hell>
>
> Ross
>
> p.s. anyone certified (or certifiable) who is deeply
> wounded by this senseless attack is encouraged to contact
> me offlist, where I will supply a heartfelt apology, a few
> hugs, and an autographed picture of my Hannibal Lecter in
> a speedo with a ponytail impersonation.
>
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