Jim,
I promise to come see that movie! "do-good angel caught between Heaven and
Hell" though? Darn it all, I thought I was more the "bad girl" type :)
Rachel
>From: "Jim Hawkins" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Subject: OT - Wrap-up of "Serious Question (believe it or not)..."
>Date: Fri, 08 Jun 2001 07:47:38 -0800
>
>Well, we certainly had a fine discussion on this topic, and I thank all
>those who responded and weighed in. All of your input was extremely
>valuable to me (and others).
>
>Based on Rachel's and others' comments, I believe that I could not
>*happily*
>write a technical book at this point in my life (3 kids under age 4), so
>I've decided to follow the other camp's suggestion. That's right, we're
>going straight to the big screen. Join me in next year's Cannes Festival
>in
>southern France (yeah, they'll love an invasion of drunk Oracle DBA's).
>
>"Hidden Parameter, Crouching Developer - or How I Learned to Love the
>Larry"
>directed by Jim Hawkins.
>
>Starring (not in order of importance):
>*Larry Ellison as God
>*Bill "Shrek" Thater as The Enforcer (a gentle assassin with a
>compassionate
>heart)
>*Ross Mohan as Hannibal (speedo-wearing cannibal)
>*Rachel Carmichael as The Goddess (a do-good angel caught between Heaven
>and
>Hell)
>*Jared Still as Charlie (the voice behind the chair)
>
>And anyone else that wants a part, just let me know. Haven't built a
>story-line yet, but wht could possibly go wrong with this winning
>combination film?
>
>But seriously, sorry about this post - it's Friday, I'm in a good mood, and
>have my databases all running so well, that I could spend 15 minutes typing
>this email.
>
>Virtual Guiness Stout to all on the list, compliments of my new film
>company.
>
>Jim
>
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> > 10% of GROSS sales? or net? I'd be really really surprised if it were
> > gross.
> >
> > Figure that net sales on that @29.95 book is at most half that.
> >
> > And 10,000 copies? Hm, well, I'd bet someone like Steven Feuerstein or
>Kevin
> > Loney would sell that many, but not most authors.
> >
> >
> >
> > >From: Jared Still <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > >To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > >Subject: Re: Re[2]: Serious Question (believe it or not)...
> > >Date: Thu, 07 Jun 2001 18:55:22 -0800
> > >
> > >On Thursday 07 June 2001 15:56, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
> > >
> > > > I think all the original poster was asking was ballpark figures.
>ie;
> > > > should a prospective author of an Oracle book expect to make around
> > >$1,000,
> > > > around $10,000, around $100,000, etc. No personal finances
>involved.
> > >Your
> > > > mileage may vary, etc.
> > >
> > >100K?!
> > >
> > >In your dreams. Standard royalty rate for O'Reilly is 10%, which is
> > >public knowledge as they publish it on their web site.
> > >
> > >If you sell 10,000 copies of a 29.95 book ( assuming they all sell
> > >for the list price, which isn't likely ) and no returns, you will
> > >gross $30K from the book.
> > >
> > >10,000 copies is probably optimistic. And if there are co-authors,
> > >you will split the proceeds.
> > >
> > >Writing a technical book is in most cases a labor of love.
> > >
> > >There are exceptions, like 'SQL for Smarties' by Joe Celko, but
> > >not many tech books sell that well.
> > >
> > >Jared
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