He, he, he... forget the good beer - last week at a client "get together"
that happened to occur at a karaoke bar... Well, lets just say that a
microphone, feather boa, shots of whiskey, and cheap beer are a dangerous
combination in a dba's hands...
Scott Shafer
San Antonio, TX
210-581-6217
"And no amount of training or preparedness can eliminate the almost
certainty that in the middle of your Angry Crane stance, as you transition
to your Combative Monkey to administer the Coup de Grāce via your Ninja
Death Touch, you step on a beer bottle and fall backwards into the juke box
and get your head stove in by a drunk with a pool cue." --Jay Trigg
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Mohan, Ross [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Friday, June 08, 2001 10:13 AM
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> Subject: RE: Friday thought
>
> Paul,
>
> DON'T *DO* THAT!
>
> I miss good beer, even at 10:15am in the morning. God,
> that sounded good......
>
> <sigh>
>
> -Ross
>
> || -----Original Message-----
> || From: Paul Drake [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> || Sent: Friday, June 08, 2001 5:49 AM
> || To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> || Subject: Re: Friday thought
> ||
> ||
> || Robertson Lee - lerobe wrote:
> || >
> || > I'm sure, there are many of you on this list will
> || sympathise with this
> || > one................
> || > >
> || > > Rocks: a meaning for life
> || > >
> || > > But then...
> || > > A student took the jar which the other students and the professor
> || > > agreed was full, and proceeded to pour in a glass of beer.
> || > > Of course the beer filled the remaining spaces within
> || the jar making the
> || > > jar truly full.
> || > >
> || > > The moral of this tale is: that no matter how full your
> || life is, there is
> || > > always
> || > > room for BEER
> || >
> ||
> || but - what kind of BEER was it?
> || yesterday - while enjoying a beer + delicious burgher (spelling
> || intentional)
> || I had a Paulaner Hefe with some Kriek Rasberry Lambic doping.
> || Yes, the local watering hole features $2 (USD) pints of such
> || fine brews
> || as Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, the previously mentioned hefe, blue Moon
> || Belgian White (and more than 1 dozen others).
> ||
> || So I would have to further assert - if its not GOOD BEER -
> || you shouldn't
> || bother - as in (a popular sig)
> ||
> || life is too short for cheap beer - but - not too short for $2 pint
> || nights.
> ||
> || crash.
> ||
> || Paul
>
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