Ahem... the female DBA's save the database, save the world, flatten the evil people with her well-tuned martial arts skills, swims in icy cold water without showing one goose pimple on her Barbie-proportioned body, impresses the Diet Coke guy, and then tells him "thanks but no thanks"
and skips through the commercials on her Tivo after such an eventful day.
Sorry, couldn't let this one go.... There's a script in here waiting to come out but I'm playing with Perl and feel that Chris Bowes is better suited for this task :)
Lisa Koivu
aka. Angelina Jolie.
Ft. Lauderdale, FL, USA
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And we do it in� 30 minutes and still have time
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> We find the treasure, kill the bad guys, save the world and get the
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> I think that about covers it :0)
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> g
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> Hi...
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> I'am searching for a oracle dba task guide. A doc that
> especifi all the
> task
> of a oracle dba.
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> javs
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