I distinctly remember at least two. Pardon me for butchering them...
One was the "overpromoted database guru" whose head exploded when exposed to
actual code after he said something like "You would be fools to ignore the
anti-binary least squares approach!" - evidently during a design meeting.
The other was better, but won't come across well here since I don't remember
the specifics. Essentially, when starting a new project, Wally and Dilbert
were discussing what they needed - a catchy project name and a database.
When asked why the database, one replied "We like databases".
-Don Granaman
[certifiable OraSaurus]
PS: My personal favorites from the last month:
http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20010812.html
http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20010904.html
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Does anyone know if Dilbert has Oracle-related comics, or database admin
related ones?
Just curious.
Patrice Boivin
Systems Analyst (Oracle Certified DBA)
Acting Head
Systems Admin & Operations | Admin. et Exploit. des systèmes
Technology Services | Services technologiques
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Maritimes Region, DFO | Région des Maritimes, MPO
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