LoL!

Make mine a double!

-----Original Message-----
Sent: Monday, September 10, 2001 5:55 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


Ross/Eric (does anyone still believe they are different people?),

I recommend large quantities of red meat, halotestin, and ephedrine. 
And a nice Chianti.  After all, if you are going for the rage, make the
most of it!!!

;-)

Scott Shafer, Anger Maximization and Hostility Specialist (aka, DBA)
San Antonio, TX


"Mohan, Ross" wrote:
> 
> Eric,
> 
> I join with you in emptying the contents of my venom sac deep
> into the putrid flesh of shitty vendors like Oracle, Microsoft, and
> yes..COMCRAP.
> 
> Getting tired of reading "Service is Our Number One Priority" when it
> is clearly fifth or sixth, directly under. "F*cking You Hard When We Can"
> or "Doing Kind of The Best We Feel Like, Depending on the Weather" or
> "You'll Get NOTHING, and LIKE IT", or "You're Our Plaything Now That
You've
>  Drunk from the Proprietary Kool-Aid"
> 
> Good Customer Service is really really really rare, especially when you
> factor in consistent delivery of same.
> 
> Multibillion dollar corporations that get away with murder on a
> daily basis are...well...a dime a dozen.
> 
> Now I must rest...as my venom sacs once again fill with their sweet liquid
> of death....
> 
> - Ross
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> Sent: Monday, September 10, 2001 5:17 PM
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> 
> K-
> 
> I apparently made the mistake of thinking that the US constitution
> says that there is a right to FREE SPEECH in this friggin country.
> 
> I'm reporting what a reseller is saying about his several years of
> experience, and what bugs the daylights out of the people that
> ACTUALLY PAY MONEY FOR A PRODUCT (known as "customers" for those that
> have never heard the word before).
> 
> Note that the resalescritter was specifically addressing the
> headaches reported by CUSTOMERS at sites using service offerings in
> the "SUB-enterprise" category.
> 
> Anyone feel free to call me an idiot (HELP), that I'm wrong, or
> whatever, but absent the technical merits of a "pro-Compaq" position
> having been presented in detail, all I hear is someone acting like a
> pissy little fascist.
> 
> My writing wasn't exacty at the level of the Great Bard, but it would
> help if people would read a bit more carefully before they barf.
> 
> Speaking of which, I'm sick of all the crap (lying/etc.) from vendors
> and their employees and the friends of their employees, and having
> them expecting the customers to kiss their a$$es all the time because
> they are some big megacorp.
> 
> Of course the good news is that I can now go around telling people
> that if they want good services, they should buy IBM since there are
> so many a$$holes in the Compaq world.
> 
> brgrds,
> ep
> 
> [ via ORACLE-L Digest -- Volume 2001, Number 251]
> 
> >
> > ------------------------------
> >
> >  From: Kimberly Smith <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >  Date: Fri, 7 Sep 2001 08:16:35 -0700
> >  Subject: RE: Interesting News..
> >
> > Jon, you need to get some thick skin.  My company is destroyed quite
often
> > in this list (although it has been a while).
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > Sent: Friday, September 07, 2001 4:50 AM
> > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> >
> >
> > Eric:
> >
> > While I can appreciate that your opinion of the Compaq Services division
> > might be less than positive, would you please, for the sake of those who
> > actually work for these companies, be a little less dramatic in your
> > expression of that opinion.
> >
> > Jon Walthour

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