Listers, Does anyone else see the humor in this? From the Metalink web site, the top two New & Notes topics are this:
How to Ensure Uninterrupted MetaLink Access. 17-JAN-2002 N Temporary Interruption in iTAR functionality: US, Canada and Latin America Only! 14-JAN-2002 N And topic "How to ensure uninterrupted MetaLink access?" has the first line of: "The easiest way to ensure uninterrupted access to MetaLink is to use MetaLink." REALLY?? Access is that easy? When it's down, USE it? Hmm.... Hey, can I try it at 2am this Sunday? No? Oh that's right, the iTar piece is down. But if I use it, it's there, right? Something is missing in logic here... "Thank you for using MetaLink! The MetaLink Team" Now that I've had my giggle for the day, it's back to work. Margaret -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Murray, Margaret INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists -------------------------------------------------------------------- To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
