Jared, How about renaming this list into 'DummyDBA'?:) We know already about 'lazydba' list...
Igor Neyman, OCP DBA [EMAIL PROTECTED] ----- Original Message ----- To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, January 29, 2002 3:10 PM > LoL... > So many opportunities for writing books for all these dummy DBAs !!! LoL.. > > > > -----Original Message----- > Sent: Tuesday, January 29, 2002 1:15 PM > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > > > Kirti, > Good luck!. > > Does 'OCP for dummies!' come in different versions? Like, '8i', '9i Pro', > '9i Master' (sounds good '9i Dummy OCP' or '9i Dummy OCM', isn't it?:). > I'd love to get '9i' to upgrade my '8i' to '9i' (company doesn't want to pay > for oracle classes/tests:) > > Igor Neyman, OCP DBA > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > ----- Original Message ----- > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Tuesday, January 29, 2002 12:35 PM > > > > Igor, > > It's a good night-cap :) > > However, I can use a sign like that, considering what we are going > through > > lately.. Implementing a HUGE system converted to access Oracle RDBMS. > > Converted from old IDMS COBOL code, to Pro*COBOL programs. Each table has > 4 > > copy-book routines that are called from the main program (PROCEDURE > > DIVISION) :-) Yes, you guessed it right..... I am not joking. > > Today, IBM is on site to fix the performance problems..... Hope they find > it > > in the H/W... because they did not code the App. > > Most DBAs are on the side line like dummies!!! > > Installation of this monster will proceed to meet dead lines and, of > course, > > the budget. > > > > Next book on my list -- 'OCP for dummies!' > > > > Cheers ! > > > > - Kirti > > > > -----Original Message----- > > Sent: Tuesday, January 29, 2002 10:26 AM > > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > > > > > > Kirti, > > > > Too much time on your hands? > > > > Does the one, who gets through it's last chapter, get 'Oracle Dummy DBA' > > sign? > > > > Igor Neyman, OCP DBA > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > To: "Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Sent: Tuesday, January 29, 2002 11:05 AM > > > > > > > Has anyone read 'Oracle8i for Dummies' ?? > > > I have checked it out from our local public library.... > > > It's not a bad read, I am still in chapter 1, though.. learning some new > & > > > interesting analogies to this techie stuff.. > > > > > > - Kirti > > > > > > ---- > > -- > > Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com > > -- > > Author: Deshpande, Kirti > > INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 > > San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists > > -------------------------------------------------------------------- > > To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message > > to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in > > the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L > > (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may > > also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). > > -- > Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com > -- > Author: Igor Neyman > INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 > San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists > -------------------------------------------------------------------- > To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message > to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in > the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L > (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may > also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). > -- > Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com > -- > Author: Deshpande, Kirti > INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 > San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists > -------------------------------------------------------------------- > To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message > to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in > the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L > (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). 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