LOL!

First laugh of the day!

And it's not even the 4th of July.

Jared






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does anybody really caaaaaare?

Who woo woo


:)

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I want to get the UTC (Coordinated Universal Time) from the database 
without
having to escape to the O/S or write a stored proc. I want to get this 
time
in GMT epoch seconds without needing to know what timezone the server is 
in.
Can't find any Oracle supplied package for this and I'm appalled. 

My current medulla oblongata init.ora setting is clues = 0.

Suggestions?


Steve Orr
Bozeman, MT
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