okay, the definitive answer, from the soon to be released Oracle9i DBA 101, Theriault, Carmichael and Viscusi:
"This bit of humor was circulating around electronic mail a while ago. We don't know who wrote it, but it's a fun twist on an old joke: CIOs leap tall buildings in a single bound Are faster than a speeding bullet (rats, missed him again) Are more powerful than a locomotive Talk to God Sr. Managers leap short buildings with a running start Are faster than a BB gun Are more powerful than a streetcar Ask God questions Midlevel DBAs can clear a single-story house most of the time Can outrun the arrows that users shoot at them, with a head start Get run over by bicycles Beg God not to notice them Junior DBAs trip over the stoop Wonder why there are holes in their body Say ?Look at the choo-choo? Make God mad by asking, ?What happens if I turn off the server?? Senior DBAs run through buildings Eat the bullets Throw the locomotive at the users Are Oracle Gods (or Goddesses)!" --- "Orr, Steve" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > <Speedy Gonzalez accent> > Senior DBA... isn't that someone from Spain? > </Speedy Gonzalez accent> > > -----Original Message----- > Sent: Thursday, May 30, 2002 2:08 PM > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L > Importance: High > > > by your definition I would say no one is a senior dba... > > there is too much in Oracle for one person to know it all, so every > DBA, no matter how experienced, is going to ask for help if they are > facing something new. I wouldn't say asking for help means you aren't > senior. > > I consider people like Cary, Gaja, Tim, Steve, etc etc (all the Oak > Table members) as well as a large number of people on this list as > senior. Yet I also see them asking questions on occasion. One > doesn't > wipe out the other > > Senior DBA to me is a DBA who can not just research the docs and > websites but who is able to THINK. This means putting together varied > and assorted pieces of seemingly unrelated information to solve a > problem. The ability to see a larger picture and to understand it. > > Rachel > -- > Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com > -- > Author: Orr, Steve > INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 > San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing > Lists > -------------------------------------------------------------------- > To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message > to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in > the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L > (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may > also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! - Official partner of 2002 FIFA World Cup http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Rachel Carmichael INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists -------------------------------------------------------------------- To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
