Tres Bien! ____________________Reply Separator____________________ rofesi=F3n_ Author: "Sherman; Paul R." <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: 10/29/2002 2:49 PM
Hello, Well, I for one got enough of the message to make me curious, so I fed the stuff into Alta Vista's translator, and for posterity's sake, here it is, in chronological order (and you owe me one, Dick for this Herculean-like labor): Taken from a friend.... I am seriously thinking to stop being engineer in systems.... 1. You work in strange hours. putas! 2. - They pay to maintain you the happy client. putas! 3. - The client pays much but but your head remains with almost all the money. putas! 4. - Cobras per hour but your time extend until you finish! Like putas! 5. - If you are good, these never proud of which beams. putas! 6. - They compensate to you to satisfy the fantasies with your clients. putas! 7. - It is difficult to have and to maintain a family. putas! 8. - When they ask to you in which you work not it you can explain. putas! 9. - Your friends are distanced of you and your single one you walk with others just as your. putas! 10. - The client pays your account of the hotel and per worked hours. putas! 11. - Your head has a good car. putas! 12. - When you are going to make a "attendance" to the optimal client these. putas. 13. - But when you return you seem to have left hell. putas! 14. - They evaluate your "capacity" with horrible tests. putas! 15. - The client always wants to pay less and above she wants that you make wonders. putas! 16. - Every day to levantarte you say "!!!NO I AM GOING TO MAKE THIS ALL MY LIFE!!!". putas! 17. Without knowing nothing their problem the clients hope that them DES the advice that need. putas! 18. - If the things leave bad it is always blames yours. putas! 19. - You must offer services free to your head, friends and relatives. putas! Until when? Ups colleagues! This gave much laughter me. Somebody is going it to translate to ingles for the rest of the list? Does 'putas' (as in !Como las putas!), mean what I think it means ? Thank you, Paul Sherman DBA Elcom, Inc. voice - 781-501-4143 (direct #) fax - 781-278-8341 (secure) email - [EMAIL PROTECTED] -----Original Message----- Sent: Tuesday, October 29, 2002 4:39 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L No Hable Espanole!! ____________________Reply Separator____________________ Author: "Stephen Andert" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: 10/29/2002 10:25 AM Esto me dio mucha risa. Alguien lo va a traducir al ingles para el resto de la lista? Esteban >>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] 10/24/02 12:05PM >>> Ups colegas !!!!! @lex ------------------------------------------------------------ Lic. Alexander Ord��ez Arroyo Soporte Tru64Unix & BD Oracle Caja Costarricense del Seguro Social Telefono: 295-2004, San Jos�, Costa Rica [EMAIL PROTECTED] Celular 397-0532 ------------------------------------------------------------ The truth is out there in WWW Tomado de Un amigo.... Estoy pensando seriamente dejar de ser ingeniero en sistemas.... 1.- Trabajas en horas extra�as. !Como las putas! 2.- Te pagan para mantener al cliente feliz. !Como las putas! 3.- El cliente paga mucho mas pero tu jefe se queda con casi todo el dinero. !Como las putas! 4.- Cobras por hora pero tu tiempo se extiende hasta que termines. ! Como las putas! 5.- Si eres bueno, nunca estas orgulloso de lo que haces. !Como las putas! 6.- Te recompensan por satisfacer las fantas�as de tus clientes. !Como las putas! 7.- Es dif�cil tener y mantener una familia. !Como las putas! 8.- Cuando te preguntan en que trabajas no lo puedes explicar. !Como las putas! 9.- Tus amigos se distancian de ti y tu solo andas con otros igual que tu. !Como las putas! 10.- El cliente paga tu cuenta del hotel y por horas trabajadas. !Como las putas! 11.- Tu jefe tiene un buen coche. !Como las putas! 12.- Cuando vas a hacer una "asistencia" al cliente estas �ptimo. !Como las putas!. 13.- Pero cuando vuelves pareces haber salido del infierno. !Como las putas! 14.- Eval�an tu "capacidad" con horribles pruebas. !Como las putas! 15.- El cliente siempre quiere pagar menos y encima quiere que hagas maravillas. !Como las putas! 16.- Cada d�a al levantarte dices "!!!NO VOY A HACER ESTO TODA MI VIDA!!!". !Como las putas! 17.- Sin conocer nada de su problema los clientes esperan que les des el consejo que necesitan. !Como las putas! 18.- Si las cosas salen mal es siempre culpa tuya. !Como las putas! 19.- Tienes que brindarle servicios gratis a tu jefe, amigos y familiares. !Como las putas! !Puta! ��Hasta cu�ndo?? -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Stephen Andert INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services -- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California -- Mailing list and web hosting services --------------------------------------------------------------------- To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). 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