1997, in Vejle, I had an interesting meeting with Bj�rn
Engsig about Sybase->Oracle migration. Denmark... small
Great country. Nice, kind and friendly people who work
diligently in peaceful atmosphere -- I love it.
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Vladimir Begun
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Rachel Carmichael wrote:
oh you tempter! I'd love to go back to Cophenhagen, Tivoli will be fun
in May. If I get on a plane right after IOUGa and don't bother to stop
and do laundry, I could make it. My boss would kill me though.
I do plan on attending that presentation at IOUG. No way I can give up
the chance to sit in the front and ask innocent questions.....
--- Mogens_N�rgaard <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Obviously, we don't know what we're talking about. I can see there's
a
presentation by Rich Niemich at IOUG-A where he'll address all those
idiots who are saying you should ignore the Cash Hit Ratio (and who
are
all just after making big money on their products - I loved that
one).
Well, to be on the safe side he's also written a very bad article
(it's
even - amazingly - got the NAMES of the typical waits wrong) about
waits
in Oracle Magasine. The editor can be excused. But what I truly love
is
the writing at the bottom of the article, with very small print,
stating: "Editing help: Steve Adams". Right. Steve would write that
kind
of stuff and get the wait names wrong. Yep. As a consulting company
we
here at Miracle are delighted: We expect a lot of calls from
customers
who cannot locate these events or find events that are not mentioned
in
the article. Heh-heh.
I love it. I'm just really sad I can't be at IOUG-A. Here's another
idea: Why don't you all come to my 42nd birthday, which we'll
celebrate
on May 2nd (a Friday) here in Maaloev, Denmark? You're all welcome,
and
we'll find ways to let you sleep either in the Garage (our HQ) or my
house. Then we'll do some cool presentations in the afternoon and
celebrate in the evening.
Let me know when you planes land in Copenhagen airport and I'll pick
you up.
Mogens
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