Dear Gaja,

With your many splendid deeds in the name of performance management (my personal favorite being the fantastic "Compulsive Tuning Disorder" diagnosis) it's only fair that your name will - until something better comes along - be synonymous (spelling?) with the best RAID-technology available today... RAID-10... RAID-IO.... RAIDIO.... RADIO Gaja.

Although it seems unlikely at the moment, I think there will be other musicals with you in the leading role. How about a musical about a finacially troubled radio station - the Hit Radio - and a man called Buster, who just doesn't quit, and decides to fight for the survival of real music? We could call it Buster Cash Hit Radio or just BCHR among friends.

We could do musicals about "9i(nch), Rich and famous". About "United StatsPacks". About "Real Abbs Costner". And of course the most difficult of them all: "i Am Sorry".

Mogens

Gaja Krishna Vaidyanatha wrote:
Dear Mogens,

Wow!!!

How creative you and Pete have gotten with my last
name!!! Amazing indeed! I bet my Dad suffered from a
few hiccups in the past few days. I am still cooking
up something "big" on you my friend - Mogens
(pronounced as Moens) Nørgaard (just skip the
consanants in the middle and you will pronounce it
as...something like Noa), which may sound about right.

Anyways, there are not very many people whose
firstname sound like faucets and whose last name
require the use of "special characters" in the
keyboard....;-) You have that honor my friend from
Denmark, oh Great Dane.

At any rate, glad to be the source of some humor to
the community at large....;-). 

To the list:
-----------

BTW, the rumours are true, I have agreed to "star" in
the BAARF Musical. Yes, it is time I pursued my other
career interests. It is kind of apt I think, given
that I wrote a paper about the "specific application"
of RAID 3 in a data warehouse environment, almost 3
years ago. It is only natural for us in the technical
community to pretty much negate everything we say, and
contradict ourselves once in 3 years...;-)


Cheers,


Gaja

--- Mogens_Nørgaard <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
  
It's true. Gaja Vayanahneenahneeheyheyheyhey (sp?)
will star in "BAARF. 
The Musical." Also - this might come as a surprise
to Pete Sharman - the 
OakTable Choir will be part of the musical, and Pete
(who, by the way, 
is a fantastic baryton singer) will sing one verse
of a certain song 
(lyrics slightly re-written), while Lex de Haan
(another excellent 
singer) will sing the second and Bjørn Engsig (if he
participates) the 
third verse.

Other participants include a group known as FEVER -
Five Evil Vendor's 
Eternal Rotherhood - and of course the members of
the BAARF Party, who 
teach Gaja Vahatneyhatneyhatney that Parity Is Pain.

There'll be a sound-proofed special area for people
playing air guitar, too.

It will rock. James Morle and I are still working on
the details, but 
Gaja has (very bravely) accepted the role in the
musical. Respect to 
him. We're still looking for a heroine.

Mogens

Pete Sharman wrote:

    
Surely not?  I was told just last week by the
      
inestimable Mr. Mogens
    
Norgaard (who we all know as the source of truth)
      
that Gaja's real name is
    
Gaja Vaidyanathanathanatha, and he's about to take
      
on a top-secret new
    
career (details to be revealed at the DB Forum in
      
Denmark in October) ...
    
:)

Pete

"Controlling developers is like herding cats."
Kevin Loney, Oracle DBA Handbook

"Oh no it's not.  It's much harder than that!"
Bruce Pihlamae, long-term Oracle DBA.


-----Original Message-----
Rachel Carmichael
Sent: Friday, June 27, 2003 6:19 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L

Mladen,

As one of the authors of DBA 101, I appreciate your
      
plugging my book
    
for me.  But Gaja Vaidyanatha (correct spelling)
      
and Kirtikumar
    
Deshpande (both on this list) are the authors of
      
the book I think you
    
meant to talk about: Performance Tuning 101.

Marlene (has she now moved onto single name status,
      
like Cher and
    
Elvis?) is my co-author, along with James Viscusi

Rachel


--- "Gogala, Mladen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
 

      
Have you set event 10046, lev 8 for the session?
        
If not, try setting
    
it and then use 9.2 tkprof to see what is the
        
instance waiting for
    
as well to analyze the execution plans and see how
        
they differ.
    
Also, during the execution, you can watch
        
v$session_wait and see what
    
the
session is waiting for. If the event is something
        
like 'db file
    
scattered 
read', then it is the execution plan that is
        
causing trouble.
    
Try the "DBA 101" red book, written by Gaja
        
Viyadanthaya (hopefully,
    
I didn't misspell his name), Marlene and comp.
        
It's a book which
    
has answers precisely to questions like yours.

Mladen Gogala
Oracle DBA
Phone:(203) 459-6855
Email:[EMAIL PROTECTED]


-----Original Message-----
Sent: Friday, June 27, 2003 5:20 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L


Hi list,

SCENARIO LAB DB = Oracle 8.1.7.4.0 on Suse Linux
        
7.2
    
PRODUCTION DB   = Oracle 8.1.7.4.0 on HP-UX
        
B.11.00
    
I have this strange case, I have this query that
        
generate a text file
    
and in the PRODUCTION environment ran for about 30
        
minutes.  When
    
running the same query in LAB ran in about 2
        
minutes.  The 2
    
instances
have the same parameters setted and the same
        
amount of data, the 
    
Lab DB is updated every night with the production
        
data throught
    
IMP/EXP
procedure.

Trying to solve the problem, today I ran
        
statistics in LAB and the
    
query
lasted more than in PRODUCTION and before was
        
about 2 minutes.
    
TIA


   

        
-------------*----------------------------------------------------------
    
 

      
Here is the code of the CODE in the form and the
        
function.
    
PROCEDURE genera_archivo IS
	vcOutFile		varchar2(30) :=
'c:\pruebas\archivo.txt';
 hOutFile                text_io.file_type;
 
 cursor cuentas is
    select  b.MATHOPERATOR, b.MAPACCOUNTLOCAL,
            a.PRINTORDER,   b.sequence
    from tequivaccount a, tequivaccountdetail b
       where 
    a.REPORTCODE = b.REPORTCODE   and 
    a.CODE       = b.CODE         and 
    a.reportcode = 'BDI01'
       order by a.PRINTORDER, b.sequence   ;
  
 vSaldo  number;
 vCuenta varchar2(14);
BEGIN
	set_application_property(CURSOR_STYLE,'BUSY');
	hOutFile := text_io.fopen(:nombre_plano,'w');
	
        
text_io.put_line(hOutFile,to_char(:fecha_fin,'ddmmyyyy')||'cifrado');
      
 
	
 for i in cuentas loop
 	IF C.MATHOPERATOR = '+' THEN
 	   VSALDO :=
        
bdi_saldo_conta_fecha(I.MAPACCOUNTLOCAL,:fecha_Fin,:suc_ini,:suc_fin)
      
 	ELSE
 	   VSALDO :=

   

        
bdi_saldo_conta_fecha(I.MAPACCOUNTLOCAL,:fecha_fin,:suc_ini,:suc_fin)*-1
    
 

      
));
 	END IF;
 	
   if nvl(vSaldo,0) <> 0 then
     
        
text_io.put_line(hOutFile,rpad(i.MAPACCOUNTLOCAL,14,'
  
')||'  
    
000
'||to_char(round(vsaldo,2),'999999999999999.99'));
        
  
    
   end if;
 end loop;	

        
set_application_property(CURSOR_STYLE,'DEFAULT');
    
END;  	

-------------* This the function
        
*------------------

    
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