As for the pictures, you won't believe how fat I look. In other words, it was a good photographer who managed to capture me as I am. Here in this country we consider anyone weighing less than 100 kilos feminine. If you're not a member of Club 100, you're not a real man, in other words.
For Cary's information, 100 Kilograms is about 4TB Pounds rounded to the nearest SquareGallon.
Mladen Gogala wrote:
On 2003.09.07 04:19, Mogens N�rgaard wrote:
Oracle thinks the combined readership of Oracle Magazine and Profit Magazine is about 1 million. Sounds plausible to me.
Of those 1 million, about 10 will see the ugly pictures of me in the November issue. Two of them will remember it. The other one will be my financee Anette, who also works in Miracle. But only because she can use it for business purposes, I think.
Mogens, we will never forget your picture, how could we? The fact that Oracle Magazine is going to publish your picture proves beyond reasonable doubt that the magazine is fair and balanced, just like the Fox News. Just a private question: can you enjoy Mr. Bill O'Reilly in Danemark? Bill O'Reilly is not to be confused with Tim O'Reilly, the publisher of Cary's book, among other things.
-- Mladen Gogala Oracle DBA
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