Makes me remember the story I was told about "damagement" running around telling users to log off because the "latches are red" ;)
-- Denny Koovakattu Quoting "Thater, William" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>: > Orr, Steve scribbled on the wall in glitter crayon: > > > I'm not assuming such a tool exists... It indeed does exist because > > the salesman who happened to be selling it said so and it must be > > of course it does, and they'll install it for you because they can install > and tune it EXACTLY THE SAME WAY for every installation. so see you don't > need your DBA any more, just install the whiz-bang tool and follow the > bouncing prompt and all you troubles will be far away. until it shows red > for some reason and nobody can find out why. > > -- > Bill "Shrek" Thater ORACLE DBA > "I'm going to work my ticket if I can..." -- Gilwell song > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > ..one of the strongest motives that lead men to art and science is escape > from everyday life with its painful crudity and hopeless dreariness, from > the fetters of one's own ever-shifting desires. A finely tempered nature > longs to escape from the personal life into the world of objective > perception and thought. - Albert Einstein > -- > Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net > -- > Author: Thater, William > INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Fat City Network Services -- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com > San Diego, California -- Mailing list and web hosting services > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message > to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in > the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L > (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may > also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). > ---------------------------------------------------------------- This message was sent using IMP, the Internet Messaging Program. -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.net -- Author: Denny Koovakattu INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services -- 858-538-5051 http://www.fatcity.com San Diego, California -- Mailing list and web hosting services --------------------------------------------------------------------- To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
