POTUS

It is good to hear from a fellow clear thinking, patriotic American who can put two and two together and get one. You are truly righteous. I would go further but I have a reputation of being spineless to keep. It is part of my secret plan to stamp out extremist fundamentalism. We know what that leads to - Terrorism!

A fellow patriot against terrorism,

Mark Sullivan

A mediocre man is always at his best.





Mark, thats a real no-brainer. A lot of orchid folks who are honest paid-up
Republicans with excellent voting records were telling us that this CITES
nonsense was making there lifes miserable and stopping them trading and
earning an honest days wage. Then, our boys at Agric and Fish reported that
they were spending so much time prossesing these CITES papers that they
couldnt go about doing there part in the War Against Terror, which is the
priority for all of us.

So I told my boys to tell those CITES people that they had better stop actin
in such a non-American way and let our orchid folks trade there hybrids
freely, just like they could in my Pappy's days. I am mighty relieved that
they did what they was told, since Colin said that we couldn't nuke the
bastards because Geneva is not part of France, though it all looks like
Europe on the map on the Oval Office wall.

I think those CITES people should have done better. Their resolution does
not mention the War Against Terror that is the priority for all of us these
days. This is not helpful. They had better include it next time.

POTUS
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